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(did he get slapped like a Crocodile?)?
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One day Najib visited the Queen at her Palace. Following was the conversation.
NAJIB : Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips
you can give me?
QUEEN : Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.
After he had frowned,
NAJIB : But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?
After she took a sip of tea,
QUEEN : Oh, it's easy; you just ask them an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button of her intercom.
QUEEN : Please send Tony Blair in here, thank you.
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiled.
QUEEN : Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child and it is not
your brother and it is not your sister. Who is this person?
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
QUEEN : Tony, that's very good, thank you.
Najib went back home to ask Muhyddin the same question. "Answer this for me. Your mother and your father has a child and it's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is this person?"
"I'm not sure," said Muhyiddin. "Let me get back to you on that one." As the deputy, he went to ask all the other ministers and other government authorities but none could give him an answer.
Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Lim Guan Eng's shoes in the next stall.
Muhyiddin didn't want but asked anyway.
"Lim, can you answer this for me. Your father and your mother has a child, it's not his brother and it's not his sister. Who is this person?"
Lim yelled back, "That's easy, it's me."
Muhyiddin smiled and said, "Thanks" and headed straight to see Najib.
"Sir, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Lim Guan Eng!"
Najib got up, stomped over to Muhyiddin and angrily yelled into his face.
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!".
(so, any Crocodile's slap?)?