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MAGA? Chow Ang Moh constipation can not Pang Sai! Must all buy SQUAT TOILET from China to save their ass! Xi must Embargo this & let them die!

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https://news.sina.com.cn/s/2018-10-31/doc-ifxeuwws9686542.shtml

中国式蹲坑席卷全美 怎么就蹲成了上亿的生意?




中国式蹲坑席卷全美 怎么就蹲成了上亿的生意?



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原标题:中国式蹲坑席卷全美!我们蹲个厕所,怎么就蹲成了上亿的生意?
先甩一个羞羞的话题:大家都是怎么如厕的?
是喜欢优雅式的马桶还是粗犷式的蹲坑?
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小编觉得,大部分中国人都应该有蹲坑的酸爽记忆吧。
后来大抵是西方文明入侵,优雅要跟国际接轨,中国也陆续变成马桶的天下了。
但可爱的百姓都不是很待见马桶,要不怎么一个个卫生间都要张贴“请勿站在马桶上的”告示呢。
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文明的代价:上个厕所不痛快?
但是你知道吗?
中国式蹲坑正在席卷全美。
此时此刻,就不得不请出美国蹲坑前驱人物Judy Edwards。
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这是一位饱受便秘困扰的老阿姨。
而且年纪愈长,毛病就愈重。医生建议她,改变一下如厕方式试一试。
这个方式就是在脚底下放块垫子。
Judy起初以为要服药的,但是没想到医生竟然让她换一个方式拉臭臭,当然也是一脸错愕。
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抱着将信将疑的态度,就试了试。
没想到,这一试就试爽了。
这法子还真管用!
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但是毕竟文明太久,大多数西方人包括Judy都不太适应这种“亚洲蹲”。
于是孝顺的儿子就灵机一动想到了一个好法子!
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设计了一款辅助下蹲的小板凳,能让腿和躯干能轻松弯折成35度。
如此,蹲坑技能就Get了。
但是大家仔细看看这姿势,就跟中国人蹲坑如厕一模一样。
原来,我们天朝子民才是走在科学前沿的优质人类!
儿子眼瞅着自己设计的“蹲坑专用的垫脚凳”帮助到了老母亲,就寻思着那千千万万有便秘困扰的同志们也可以试一试啊。
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先是给亲朋好友大力推广,好评如潮,用过的都说好。
Judy大力支持儿子,觉得这是一个巨大的商机,要做就要做大。
他们开始在网上推销这款“蹲坑专用的垫脚凳”。
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虽然没有启动资金,但没关系,靠着众筹,他们一样将“蹲坑专用的垫脚凳”扩大生产了。
还给客户提供免费试用,别说,服务做得还是很用心的。
但这些还远远不够。
真正的大火还是要归功于4年前母子参加了一档电视节目,大秀蹲坑的魅力。
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一期节目后,迅速火爆,在之后的一天内销售额就突破了100万美元!
不得了,发家致富了。
为了进一步宣传,也为了普及蹲坑的科学。
儿子还做了一支动画。动画中独角兽拉臭臭,加上凳脚凳之后,排泄的角度更加精准,臭臭下坠也就变得自然流畅。
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  这是一条自带“香气”的动画广告(哈哈​
随着“蹲坑专用的垫脚凳”的红火,媒体也出来当科学普及:别扯什么文明不文明,蹲坑才是最科学的上厕所打开方式。
无独有偶,科学家也加入群聊,认证蹲便姿势时肛肠角最大,最符合排便规律。
话不多说,蹲坑才是王道!
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自然,红火之后的“蹲坑专用的垫脚凳”,第二年就卖到了1900万美元的销售额。
母子俩也说了,预计未来一个亿的小目标,根本不用愁。
哎,万万没想到中国人习惯的蹲坑姿势,竟然在美国做出了上亿的生意。
小编觉得自己错失了一个亿的商机!
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  致富来源于生活(掩面)
  来源:这里是美国​


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Chinese-style squatting swept the United States. How did it become a business of hundreds of millions?
Chinese-style squatting swept the United States. How did it become a business of hundreds of millions?
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Original title: Chinese style squatting sweeps across the United States! When we got a toilet, how did we become a business of hundreds of millions?

First, a shameful topic: How do you all go to the toilet?

Do you like an elegant toilet or a rough squat?

Xiao Bian feels that most Chinese people should have a sour and cool memory.

Later, it was largely the invasion of Western civilization, and the elegance was in line with international standards. China has gradually become the world of toilets.

But the lovely people are not very much waiting to see the toilet, or how to post a "Do not stand on the toilet" notice.

The cost of civilization: the last toilet is not happy?

But do you know?

Chinese-style craters are sweeping across the United States.

At this moment, I had to ask Judy Edwards, a former squatter in the United States.

This is an old aunt who suffers from constipation.

And the longer you get older, the heavier the problem. The doctor advised her to change the way of going to the toilet and give it a try.

This method is to put a mat under the soles of the feet.

Judy thought that she had to take the medicine at first, but she didn't expect the doctor to let her change the way to pull the stench. Of course, it was a mistake.

With the attitude of suspicious letter, I tried it.

Unexpectedly, this test is cool.

This method is really useful!

But after all, civilization has been too long, and most Westerners, including Judy, are not comfortable with this "Asian shackle."

So the son of filial piety thought of a good way!

Designed a small bench that assists the lower jaw, allowing the legs and torso to be easily bent to 35 degrees.

In this way, the squat skill is Get.

But when you look at this position carefully, it is exactly the same as the Chinese people squatting in the toilet.

It turned out that our people in the heavens and the earth are the quality human beings who are at the forefront of science!

The son looked at his old mother with a pedicure that was designed by his son. He thought about the thousands of comrades who had constipation problems and could try it.

First of all, to promote the promotion of friends and relatives, praise, and used to say good.

Judy strongly supports his son and feels that this is a huge business opportunity.

They began to market this "stool pedestal for squatting pits" online.

Although there is no start-up capital, it doesn't matter. With crowdfunding, they have also expanded the production of pedestal pedestals.

Also provide customers with a free trial, let alone the service is still very hard.

But these are not enough.

The real fire is still attributed to the charm of the big show and the squatting of the mother and son four years ago.

After the first episode, it quickly became popular, and the sales exceeded $1 million in the next day!

It’s awful, and it’s getting rich.

In order to further publicize, it is also to popularize the science of squatting.

The son also made an animation. In the animation, the unicorn pulls the stench, and after the stool is placed, the angle of excretion is more precise, and the stinky fall becomes natural and smooth.

This is an animated ad with its own "fragrance" (haha

With the enthusiasm of the "stools dedicated to squatting pits", the media also came out as a science popularization: don't pull any civilization uncivilized, squatting is the most scientific way to open the toilet.

Coincidentally, scientists also joined the group chat, the most anorectal angle when authenticating the stool position, the most consistent with the law of defecation.

Not much to say, the pit is the king!

Naturally, after the red fire, the "stools dedicated to squatting pits" sold $19 million in sales in the second year.

The mother and the child also said that it is not necessary to be embarrassed to expect a small goal of one hundred million in the future.

Hey, I never expected the Chinese people to get used to the squatting posture, and even made hundreds of millions of businesses in the United States.

Xiaobian feels that he has missed a business opportunity of one hundred million!

Getting rich from life (covering)

Source: This is the United States

Editor in charge: Yu Pengfei
 

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