Lumpar Housing Mafia want to con Peasants to Punggol

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PEASANTPORE: The Housing Mafia has launched an exhibition to gather 'feedback' on its plans for Punggol Phase 2. It is another way of asking peasants to do the thinking for free and blaming peasants if things go wrong.

The silly propoganda were unveiled on Tuesday. They include making wasteland Punggol about twice the size of low end peasant heartland Ang Mo Kio town.

The two-week long propoganda is taking place at the Housing Mafia's lavish Hub.

The public will be able to give free input on how they would like common spaces or green areas to be used with understanding things are already decided for them but they will be blamed for any 'cock-ups'.

Peasant are encouraged to fill up feedback forms or send in their thoughts online but they must register their NRIC so that the Poodles can arrest them for fun if necessary.

"I kenna con to live in Punggol lah. Marboro say estate is beautiful and the fresh air but got lumpar JB port polluting the air, how can it be good? If it is so good, then how cum LKY or Ruler Loong never move here huh? You really think we are stupid loh!," said Ms Jenni Yo-yo, who has been a stupid peasant living in Punggol for five donkey years. "We KNN not opposition ward so cannot understand why no big shopping centre and a big wet market."

Some older and wiser peasants however, prefer to wait and see.

"KNNCCB, Punggol 21, what happen huh, after 1997 financial crisis, Punggol like ghost town lor. Now I know Penang Laksa talk cock only lah, he will only do something before 2016 Procedural Erections," said peasant Air-wad Ong-Bak.

So far, Housing Mafia has completed 26,000 public leased pigeonhole in Punggol Peasant Town.

Half of the peasant town will be built around 2016 Procedural Erections to milk maximum political points.
 
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