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Looking for a future partner

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Alfrescian (InfP) [Comp]
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Life is short, when children grown up, time to call for a change, cause you do not want to be screwed with the present forever. So, my humble search starts now...

Pre-requisite

Gender: Must be 100% Bu, age 30 and above.
Size: Not more then 90% of my weight and 95% of my height ( 1.7m, 71kg ).
Attractiveness: No fake please. In order of preference - Boobs, Legs, Face, Butt.
Temper: Feisty. Must be able to face down problems and shout back.
Language: Speaks good English, but no need to distinguish between Advice and Advise or Lose and Loose.
Communicating: Absorbent, preferrable immune to falling asleep.
Tolerance: Must be able to handle the Truth.
Sin: Drink yes. Gamble, drugs, smoke no.
Believe: Religion, tradition, supersitious, geomancy - won't be tolerated.
Love: I can still give.
Broken Past: Don't care.

Offenses: Have a blunt sets of teeth and always kept your finger nails trim.
Insurance: if healthy no need, others, broken limbs.

If you are serious and like my nick, PM me, or else sent me a mail to [email protected]

Thank You.

:mad: Hack, couldn't find a straight face icon, anyway I am dead serious. :)
 
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wah..now sammyboy become a site to find a partner...:D
 
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how much u earn?
wat car u drive?
do u stay in a condo?
do u membership of any country club?
ur height?
ur weight?
ur looks?
:D
 
how much u earn?
wat car u drive?
do u stay in a condo?
do u membership of any country club?
ur height?
ur weight?
ur looks?
:D

Earning: Potentially multi-millionaire.
Car: In the past, drove 4 wheels, now 2 wheels.
Membership: Why waste money.
Height, weight - are you blind?
Looks: Why are you still looking for looks in an uncle like me?
 
Earning: Potentially multi-millionaire.
Car: In the past, drove 4 wheels, now 2 wheels.
Membership: Why waste money.
Height, weight - are you blind?
Looks: Why are you still looking for looks in an uncle like me?

uncle ride what bike?..Harley?
 
Already said, can give. If you meant "love making", I am still maintaing the interest and the endurance with my daily PCC.

wah seh...can still have libido to shoot aeroplane everyday....i salute u..hee
 
Uncle you got hair or not?

I know one uncle here no hair wan...:D
 
Please la dont tease him.
75% of the height 1.7m is very short leh. Is 1.275m please write more detail
 
Please la dont tease him.
75% of the height 1.7m is very short leh. Is 1.275m please write more detail

You are sharp! Thank you for pointing out that I am still using my old cranky calculator.

Now, upgraded and changed.
 
-how many more years before collecting CPF?
-earning how much? Job?

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not sounding $$ face but in Sinkieland, this is a relevant question...

i also potential millionaire - if i strike Singapore sweep, i will be millionaire too :)
 
-how many more years before collecting CPF?
-earning how much? Job?

===
not sounding $$ face but in Sinkieland, this is a relevant question...

i also potential millionaire - if i strike Singapore sweep, i will be millionaire too :)

I'm sure they will read my postings, size me up and find their bearing.
 
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