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Life in our Garden City

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Life in our Garden City

The majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB)

Most people have already got used to Paying And Paying (PAP)

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB)

If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) to get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB), and forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH), you might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use their Heart (NUH) to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the road.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT) or get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive & Nothing To See Actually (Sentosa).

Happy 49th Birthday Sinkapore - Sinkapore Our Home Our Country.
 
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