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PEASANTPORE: The sex-for-contracts corruption trial of former Peasantpore Civil Defence Force Condomissioner (SCDF), Lecher Peter Lim opened on Monday.
Lecher Peter Lim faces 10 charges of corruption. He allegedly obtained hot sex from three sluts seeking contracts with the SCDF, outdoing nacros Lecher Ng Ah Gay.
The Kangaroo prosecution will proceed with only one of the graft charges for now, involving slut Pang Chor Mui as they are able to provide more lurid details.
As usual, Lecher Lim adopted 'Ng Ah Gay's Defence and has denied all allegations of corruption.
The lecherous 52-year-old is accused of corruptly obtaining invigorating oral sex from Cocksucker Pang at a carpark in Stadium Blow in May 2010 in exchange for advancing her company's business interests with the SCDF.
Cocksucker Pang was then the general manager of Hard-rod Engineering - a company that provides security systems on the sly but is better known for blow jobs.
The prosecution's case is that Hard-rod Engineering obtained the information about the SCDF's need for large quantities of used condoms from Lecher Lim even before it was made public.
The company's business development manager peasant Tan Ah Leng - who was the prosecution's first witness, said Cocksucker Pang had instructed him to source for suppliers of these machines some time before March 18. That is almost half a full moon before the tender was made public. It is understood that peasant Tan will be promoted if Cocksucker Pang is eliminated.
In his opening statement, Deputy Public Prosecutor Kangaroo Lackey Tan Ah Pheng said Lecher Lim has less access to state secrets compared to Lecher Ng, hence he can be used as an example to warn other lackeys.
Lackey Tan added using Quantum Mechanics, it can be proven it does not matter whether Lecher Lim knew Cocksucker Pang was aware of of his position as Condomissioner. It is a given that she would give in to his request for oral sex so as not to jeopardise her company's business relations with the SCDF.
Defence counsel Hapless Haq immediately disputed this, saying that both Lecher Lim and Cocksucker Pang are lusty baboons and sex buddies.
As sex buddies, he said that both horny bastards are only interested in meeting their desires and fantasies. Hapless Haq told the conservative Kangaroo Judge such one-off encounter, and personal indiscretions are commonplace everywhere. Hapless Haq says the regime should be more interested in dealing with political pariahs than degenerating into a Moslem Morality Poodle Unit. In addition, he is also not aware Peasantpore practice Syriah Law for non-moslems.
Hapless Haq used the 'Ng Ah Gay's Defence' that the regime cannot hamtam Lecher Lim just because he is not able to reveal any state secrets as 'show hand'.
Turning to the 6 April tender, Hapless Haq noted that Hard-rod Engineering didn't have an advantage over other companies bidding for the contract. Again using Quantum Mechanics, Lakcey Tan cannot simply prove Cocksucker Pang asked Mr Tan to source for a supplier just because Lecher Lim moaned about radiation during their blowjobs sessions.
Hapless Haq noted that state defamer Tan had said he didn't sense anything abnormal about Cocksucker Pang's request as it came around the time of the 2011 earthquake in Nippon. There were widespread panic about radiation and even PSLE kids had assumed Cocksucker Pang saw business potential in the product to milk public fears.
Hapless Haq also pointed out that Hard-rod Engineering had successfully bid for contracts with the SCDF in the past, and Lecher Peter Lim was only unlucky that he was singled out for punishment.
Nine other charges of corruption against Lecher Lim involving two other women were put in freeze mode and will be used if the current case becums a talk cock sing song session.
The trial continues and Cocksucker Pang is expected to take the stand later to give a lecture on the finer points of blow jobs for peasants in their 50s.
PEASANTPORE: The sex-for-contracts corruption trial of former Peasantpore Civil Defence Force Condomissioner (SCDF), Lecher Peter Lim opened on Monday.
Lecher Peter Lim faces 10 charges of corruption. He allegedly obtained hot sex from three sluts seeking contracts with the SCDF, outdoing nacros Lecher Ng Ah Gay.
The Kangaroo prosecution will proceed with only one of the graft charges for now, involving slut Pang Chor Mui as they are able to provide more lurid details.
As usual, Lecher Lim adopted 'Ng Ah Gay's Defence and has denied all allegations of corruption.
The lecherous 52-year-old is accused of corruptly obtaining invigorating oral sex from Cocksucker Pang at a carpark in Stadium Blow in May 2010 in exchange for advancing her company's business interests with the SCDF.
Cocksucker Pang was then the general manager of Hard-rod Engineering - a company that provides security systems on the sly but is better known for blow jobs.
The prosecution's case is that Hard-rod Engineering obtained the information about the SCDF's need for large quantities of used condoms from Lecher Lim even before it was made public.
The company's business development manager peasant Tan Ah Leng - who was the prosecution's first witness, said Cocksucker Pang had instructed him to source for suppliers of these machines some time before March 18. That is almost half a full moon before the tender was made public. It is understood that peasant Tan will be promoted if Cocksucker Pang is eliminated.
In his opening statement, Deputy Public Prosecutor Kangaroo Lackey Tan Ah Pheng said Lecher Lim has less access to state secrets compared to Lecher Ng, hence he can be used as an example to warn other lackeys.
Lackey Tan added using Quantum Mechanics, it can be proven it does not matter whether Lecher Lim knew Cocksucker Pang was aware of of his position as Condomissioner. It is a given that she would give in to his request for oral sex so as not to jeopardise her company's business relations with the SCDF.
Defence counsel Hapless Haq immediately disputed this, saying that both Lecher Lim and Cocksucker Pang are lusty baboons and sex buddies.
As sex buddies, he said that both horny bastards are only interested in meeting their desires and fantasies. Hapless Haq told the conservative Kangaroo Judge such one-off encounter, and personal indiscretions are commonplace everywhere. Hapless Haq says the regime should be more interested in dealing with political pariahs than degenerating into a Moslem Morality Poodle Unit. In addition, he is also not aware Peasantpore practice Syriah Law for non-moslems.
Hapless Haq used the 'Ng Ah Gay's Defence' that the regime cannot hamtam Lecher Lim just because he is not able to reveal any state secrets as 'show hand'.
Turning to the 6 April tender, Hapless Haq noted that Hard-rod Engineering didn't have an advantage over other companies bidding for the contract. Again using Quantum Mechanics, Lakcey Tan cannot simply prove Cocksucker Pang asked Mr Tan to source for a supplier just because Lecher Lim moaned about radiation during their blowjobs sessions.
Hapless Haq noted that state defamer Tan had said he didn't sense anything abnormal about Cocksucker Pang's request as it came around the time of the 2011 earthquake in Nippon. There were widespread panic about radiation and even PSLE kids had assumed Cocksucker Pang saw business potential in the product to milk public fears.
Hapless Haq also pointed out that Hard-rod Engineering had successfully bid for contracts with the SCDF in the past, and Lecher Peter Lim was only unlucky that he was singled out for punishment.
Nine other charges of corruption against Lecher Lim involving two other women were put in freeze mode and will be used if the current case becums a talk cock sing song session.
The trial continues and Cocksucker Pang is expected to take the stand later to give a lecture on the finer points of blow jobs for peasants in their 50s.
