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PEASANTPORE: Lebsian Samantha Lo, dubbed 'sticker whore' for spray-painting Singlish phrases on several roads and affixing stickers on various public properties, earning the displeasure of Old Autocrat, has been ordered to perform 240 hours of community service at Geylang. She escaped the rotan for a butch but the Kangaroo Court claimed she has been punished with the maximum number of hours which can be imposed within a year.
District Kangaroo Christopher Goh, acting in concert to a prepared script, issued 26-year-old Lebsian Lo with a Day Reporting Order for three full moons, where she has to report to a reporting centre in Geylang for wayang purposes.
Her accomplice, 30-year-old Bapok Anthony Chong, also has to serve 160 hours of community service within a 12 full moons. He was also issued with a Day Reporting Order in Geylang for three full moons.
Lesbian Lo, an online arts magazine founder for bapoks, queers and probably paedophiles, pleaded guilty last month to seven counts of mischief. The remaining eight charges were stood down as a bid by the regime to tell Anglo Saxons that creative mischief can be tolerated.
Using a can of white spray-paint and a metal stencil, Lo spray-painted the words "MY GRANDFATHER ROAD" on many roads helmed by Old Autocrat (Tanjong Pajar) between March and May 2012.
Both bapok and lebsian were caught by the regime cameras and hauled up for special processing. Many peasants and Anglo-Saxon queers wrote many letters to petition the regime the spare their arses. As a result, Bapok Chong, who pleaded guilty as part of a deal to get his arse off the rotan.
During mitigation, Chong's spin shyster Kenneth Pereira described Bapok Chong as a talented artist but sexually frustrated bapok who had made positive contributions to society despite forced to conduct his arse poking activities in the dark. The shyster, citing his sex workshops at the Peasantpore Boys' Hostel as well as the sex training he provided to his bapok juniors at the Nanyang Polytechnic.
Both Lesbian Lo and Bapok Chong are not virgins but the Kangaroo Court claimed leniency for them as they are first-time offenders.
They will probably made to distribute free condoms and pamphlets exhorting safe sex in Geylang, Marina Sands and Resort World Sentosa.
PEASANTPORE: Lebsian Samantha Lo, dubbed 'sticker whore' for spray-painting Singlish phrases on several roads and affixing stickers on various public properties, earning the displeasure of Old Autocrat, has been ordered to perform 240 hours of community service at Geylang. She escaped the rotan for a butch but the Kangaroo Court claimed she has been punished with the maximum number of hours which can be imposed within a year.
District Kangaroo Christopher Goh, acting in concert to a prepared script, issued 26-year-old Lebsian Lo with a Day Reporting Order for three full moons, where she has to report to a reporting centre in Geylang for wayang purposes.
Her accomplice, 30-year-old Bapok Anthony Chong, also has to serve 160 hours of community service within a 12 full moons. He was also issued with a Day Reporting Order in Geylang for three full moons.
Lesbian Lo, an online arts magazine founder for bapoks, queers and probably paedophiles, pleaded guilty last month to seven counts of mischief. The remaining eight charges were stood down as a bid by the regime to tell Anglo Saxons that creative mischief can be tolerated.
Using a can of white spray-paint and a metal stencil, Lo spray-painted the words "MY GRANDFATHER ROAD" on many roads helmed by Old Autocrat (Tanjong Pajar) between March and May 2012.
Both bapok and lebsian were caught by the regime cameras and hauled up for special processing. Many peasants and Anglo-Saxon queers wrote many letters to petition the regime the spare their arses. As a result, Bapok Chong, who pleaded guilty as part of a deal to get his arse off the rotan.
During mitigation, Chong's spin shyster Kenneth Pereira described Bapok Chong as a talented artist but sexually frustrated bapok who had made positive contributions to society despite forced to conduct his arse poking activities in the dark. The shyster, citing his sex workshops at the Peasantpore Boys' Hostel as well as the sex training he provided to his bapok juniors at the Nanyang Polytechnic.
Both Lesbian Lo and Bapok Chong are not virgins but the Kangaroo Court claimed leniency for them as they are first-time offenders.
They will probably made to distribute free condoms and pamphlets exhorting safe sex in Geylang, Marina Sands and Resort World Sentosa.
