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Last time when i was small....

red amoeba

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a) I saw the signature of the minister of finance on my dollar bills, i thought, wah say, he was very busy, every day must sign & chop on each of the dollar note...

b) I saw the logo of Malayan bank (a tiger head) and I ask my mummy - what was that...she told me, thats where they kept tigers...i avoided that place for many years

c) I cried my hearts out when my hero died in my of the canto serials on TV...I thot he really died and won't come back...din know they were all acting

d) i nearly broke my TV when TV showed the baddie crawling up behind the hero...i shouted into the TV wanting to warn the hero...
 
e). when I came out fm swimming club toilet, i asked everyone
around me why some guys are hairy over there?.......hahaha
 
f) I peeped when my neighbour zeh zeh changed in front of me and asked me not to open my eyes :D
 
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g) me and my group of boys friends found some check up records for girls and innocently ask the teacher "What is menstruation". Teacher refused to reply, and we persisted "Must be got something to do with boys right? Because its men-- struation, got men inside the word

h) play doctor and patient with my kindergarten schoolmate...
 
i) my childhood friend reliably informed me that "fucking" means poking a girl's belly button with your dick
 
j) did not take shower before going to sleep with all smelly cloth, yuakk!!
 
k) climbed to three storeys high at the playground
 
Took long baths masturbating. Nearly ask my mom what the white stuff was. heng ah.
 
Saw another girls pussy for the first time. (besides my sis pussy) (not my moms either you sick bastards)
 
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I asked my Mandarin teacher why his head is botak...:D He became angry and pulled my ears real hard...

I asked my elder cousin why he hid alot of VCR tapes under his bed... He told me this tapes not suitable for young boys like me.. Later I realised that those are all blue tapes...
 
my father carry my bag for me when i go to my primary school. i remember at that time he was full of black hair, comb in kali pok style. now his hair thinning and greyish liao. :(
 
I cannot remember the last time I was small. But I can remember the first time I was big,
 
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