PEASANTPORE: A new returning lackey has been appointed to replace former disgraced Peasant's Association Chief Yam Ah Mee, according to a notice published in the Regime Gazette. Lackey Yam was forced out to be accountable for the Michael Palmer Sex Affair and his son's indiscretion during an overseas airforce training.
Lackey Ng Wai Choong, a Deputy Sexretary (Penetration) in the Ministry of Moneybags will take over the supervision of the erections effective on Monday.
A veteran civil serpent -- he has contributed many vile anti-peasant policies during his stint in the Ministry of Mercantile Trade and Ministry of Birdcage. He is also a 'jiat leow bee' board member of the Civil Aviation Arses of Peasantpore (CAAS), the Peasantpore Jackpot Board, and A*SEX.
"I want to thank Ya Sor, He opened my eyes and let me know kowtow to Ruler Loong better than filial pietyto one's parents. So what you are smart, rich or got talent? No need? Just be loyal to Ruler Loong and you are set for life? Prata Nathan is my role model lor!
Now I must go and take up a course in Quantum Mechanics so that I can allow Ruler Loong and his cronies to be in the polling station without first loitering around it. You see, Quantum Mechanics allows this to happen lor."
Demoted and out of favour lackey Yam Ah Mee, who oversaw four erections in two years and became an internet mockery, has been assigned a fat cat post in a nationalized corporation.
Lackey Ng Wai Choong, a Deputy Sexretary (Penetration) in the Ministry of Moneybags will take over the supervision of the erections effective on Monday.
A veteran civil serpent -- he has contributed many vile anti-peasant policies during his stint in the Ministry of Mercantile Trade and Ministry of Birdcage. He is also a 'jiat leow bee' board member of the Civil Aviation Arses of Peasantpore (CAAS), the Peasantpore Jackpot Board, and A*SEX.
"I want to thank Ya Sor, He opened my eyes and let me know kowtow to Ruler Loong better than filial pietyto one's parents. So what you are smart, rich or got talent? No need? Just be loyal to Ruler Loong and you are set for life? Prata Nathan is my role model lor!
Now I must go and take up a course in Quantum Mechanics so that I can allow Ruler Loong and his cronies to be in the polling station without first loitering around it. You see, Quantum Mechanics allows this to happen lor."
Demoted and out of favour lackey Yam Ah Mee, who oversaw four erections in two years and became an internet mockery, has been assigned a fat cat post in a nationalized corporation.
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