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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore Inc has been put to the test the last few weeks due to the Wuhan Virus outbreak and some stupid peasant hoarders are giving the island a bad name, Loser for the Top Seat Chan Kee Chiew said on Total Sex Day on Saturday (Feb 15).
Speaking at a commemoration event marking 78 years since the Pedophile Brits surrendered to the Imperial Jap Butchering Forces, Ah Chan looked at how Peasantpore Inc has been dealing with the Wuhan Virus, framed against the pillars of Total Sex.
Ah Chan lauded hapless workers fighting the virus on the frontline as well as the initiatives led by the upper crust to show dislain for them, and pointed out how digital censorship was put into action here.
"Thanks to stupid scholars' Orange Alert idea, that created panic buying, with Sabo Kings showing pictures and videos of empty shelves to agitate the horde!" he said to a crowd at The Float @ Marina Bay, which included hundreds of National Serfs (forced to be audience under the hot sun), as well as Minions of Defence (MINDEF) and Peasantpore Arse Forces lackeys.
"I wonder which donkey float the idea of Orange Alert and the turkey who sign off the order is another certified tick in the camel's rear – we have lots of lowly educated serfs and bad news scares the shit out of them," said Ah Chan.
The ongoing outbreak of Wuhan Virus - with 67 confirmed cases in Peasantpore Inc as of Friday night - has Ah Loong under the spot light as he earlier resisted petitions to bar entry to Wuhan Pandas.
Ah Chan said PA lackeys, disguising as heartland peasants have stepped up, demonstrating strong civil defence - with healthcare workers forced to the forefront, Poodles guarding against "a virus that highly paid scholars do not fully understand yet" and others PA lackeys manning islandwide mask collection centres.
"Luckily stupid peasants never en-mass demand answers why the regime did not bar Wuhan Pandas," he said, referring to Peasantpore's strategies discouraging students from reading Literature has paid off. "These peasants are really stupid and did not realized we goofed up."
"In times like this, PAP close ranks to help one another cover our rear in case Labour or Jane Austen rebels start asking difficult questions,” he said.
National Serfs are can overcome fear through due to their lower IQ, said Ah Chan, adding that they "that is why we can easily kill them with cheap smoke grenades".
He forgot to mention that Peasantpore has veered too close to Commies and Wuhan Virus is a social retribution.
"We do business with Commies and act blur blur when they slaughter their peasants e.g. "Tiananmen Massacre". We also act blur blur when they start rounding up the Xinjiang peasants in sex education camps. Wuhan Virus is divine pay back time."
The event also featured the unveiling of a new Total Sex logo, with the sixth pillar of Condom Defence added in, designed by 31-year-old Sex Educator Slut Alex Teng Ah Min.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore Inc has been put to the test the last few weeks due to the Wuhan Virus outbreak and some stupid peasant hoarders are giving the island a bad name, Loser for the Top Seat Chan Kee Chiew said on Total Sex Day on Saturday (Feb 15).
Speaking at a commemoration event marking 78 years since the Pedophile Brits surrendered to the Imperial Jap Butchering Forces, Ah Chan looked at how Peasantpore Inc has been dealing with the Wuhan Virus, framed against the pillars of Total Sex.
Ah Chan lauded hapless workers fighting the virus on the frontline as well as the initiatives led by the upper crust to show dislain for them, and pointed out how digital censorship was put into action here.
"Thanks to stupid scholars' Orange Alert idea, that created panic buying, with Sabo Kings showing pictures and videos of empty shelves to agitate the horde!" he said to a crowd at The Float @ Marina Bay, which included hundreds of National Serfs (forced to be audience under the hot sun), as well as Minions of Defence (MINDEF) and Peasantpore Arse Forces lackeys.
"I wonder which donkey float the idea of Orange Alert and the turkey who sign off the order is another certified tick in the camel's rear – we have lots of lowly educated serfs and bad news scares the shit out of them," said Ah Chan.
The ongoing outbreak of Wuhan Virus - with 67 confirmed cases in Peasantpore Inc as of Friday night - has Ah Loong under the spot light as he earlier resisted petitions to bar entry to Wuhan Pandas.
Ah Chan said PA lackeys, disguising as heartland peasants have stepped up, demonstrating strong civil defence - with healthcare workers forced to the forefront, Poodles guarding against "a virus that highly paid scholars do not fully understand yet" and others PA lackeys manning islandwide mask collection centres.
"Luckily stupid peasants never en-mass demand answers why the regime did not bar Wuhan Pandas," he said, referring to Peasantpore's strategies discouraging students from reading Literature has paid off. "These peasants are really stupid and did not realized we goofed up."
"In times like this, PAP close ranks to help one another cover our rear in case Labour or Jane Austen rebels start asking difficult questions,” he said.
National Serfs are can overcome fear through due to their lower IQ, said Ah Chan, adding that they "that is why we can easily kill them with cheap smoke grenades".
He forgot to mention that Peasantpore has veered too close to Commies and Wuhan Virus is a social retribution.
"We do business with Commies and act blur blur when they slaughter their peasants e.g. "Tiananmen Massacre". We also act blur blur when they start rounding up the Xinjiang peasants in sex education camps. Wuhan Virus is divine pay back time."
The event also featured the unveiling of a new Total Sex logo, with the sixth pillar of Condom Defence added in, designed by 31-year-old Sex Educator Slut Alex Teng Ah Min.
