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PEASANTPORE: A jiat leow bee lackey of the Peasantpore Water Hose Force (SCDF) has defended the wayang tender process of the fat cat agency. He wants stupid peasants to believe it has a rigorous system of checks before final dodgy approval is given.
Lackey Director of Logistics, Colonel Chin Ah Fong, stupidly told the kangaroo court on Wednesday that the system of checks on checks is to ensure that the process appears to fair and transparent but it can be perverted applying Quantum Mechanics theories.
Lackey Colonel Chin, the no doubt knows his arse will be buttered if he does become the prosecution's defamer has further vested interests to see his former boss busted. He confidently said on Day 3 of the trial of former SCDF chief lecher Peter Lim that a sex committee must assess the bids to hire whores for an orgy before any decision to award a tender is made.
Clever peasants know if the sex committee has at least seven people, lecher Peter Lim could easily plant his cronies even if they are from departments which are different from that of the lackey requesting the product. This trick was employed by Lebsian Saw when she transplanted numerous DFS cronies into SMRT to make life easier for herself when implementing dodgy deeds.
Defamer Chin claimed the recommendations will go to a tender board, made up of three high-ranking lackeys who owed their promotions to Lecher Peter Lim. The panel will then procedurally sign off on the procurement process and may ask some Jane Austen question to present a facade of independence and due dilligence. Older peasants called this the 'One Kenna All Kenna' concept. If the decision is a stupid one, the blame will be shared among the baboons who approved it, leaving lecher Peter Lim looking prim and proper.
Defamer Chin said all decisions are made to accomodate Lecher Peter Lim's wishes and fancies. Defamer Chin tried to be dumb when he claimed the tender cannot be awarded if any lackey does not agree with the recommendations of the committee. He neglects to mention that the dissenting lackey can be replaced with a more cooperative one. This trick was used when the Brave Michael Khoo told the regime to fuck off when they tried to use Stainist Show Trial to deal with Rebel Jeyaratham. Honourable Michael Khoo was swiftly demoted for not betraying his conscience.
Lecher Lim's lawyer, Hapless Haq, told the kangaroo court his lecherous client, who sat on two tender boards before he became the Condomissioner, had used Quantum Mechanics theories to help pervert that the process and at the same time made it look fair.
The kangaroo court also heard that two other security systems merchants could have been aware of the SCDF's need for more walkthrough radiation portal monitors before the tender as part of a smoke screen.
SCDF had contacted SECOM to as wayang to make ensure this smokescreen can be used as a defence if whistleblowers said Hard-Rod has insider information.
To this, Defamer Chin said she did not consider this as insider information as she had not provided either company with the specifics of what SCDF needed, proving the utility a smoke screen.
At the time, idiot scholars from the Gestapo Ministry wanted to look proactive by asking the Water Hose organisation to be prepared to scan passengers arriving in Peasantpore, amid fears of radiation fallout from the damaged nuclear plant in Fukushima.
Lecher Lim is accused of obtaining oral sex from Cocksucker Pang, a general manager of Hard-rod Engineering, at a carpark in Stadium Walk in May 2010 in exchange for advancing her company's business interests with the Water Hose organisation.
More SCDF lackeys will take the stand on Wednesday afternoon to bring down Lecher Lim or sling enough m&d to make him look wanton and decadent as warning for lackeys who make Ruler Loong look stupid.
PEASANTPORE: A jiat leow bee lackey of the Peasantpore Water Hose Force (SCDF) has defended the wayang tender process of the fat cat agency. He wants stupid peasants to believe it has a rigorous system of checks before final dodgy approval is given.
Lackey Director of Logistics, Colonel Chin Ah Fong, stupidly told the kangaroo court on Wednesday that the system of checks on checks is to ensure that the process appears to fair and transparent but it can be perverted applying Quantum Mechanics theories.
Lackey Colonel Chin, the no doubt knows his arse will be buttered if he does become the prosecution's defamer has further vested interests to see his former boss busted. He confidently said on Day 3 of the trial of former SCDF chief lecher Peter Lim that a sex committee must assess the bids to hire whores for an orgy before any decision to award a tender is made.
Clever peasants know if the sex committee has at least seven people, lecher Peter Lim could easily plant his cronies even if they are from departments which are different from that of the lackey requesting the product. This trick was employed by Lebsian Saw when she transplanted numerous DFS cronies into SMRT to make life easier for herself when implementing dodgy deeds.
Defamer Chin claimed the recommendations will go to a tender board, made up of three high-ranking lackeys who owed their promotions to Lecher Peter Lim. The panel will then procedurally sign off on the procurement process and may ask some Jane Austen question to present a facade of independence and due dilligence. Older peasants called this the 'One Kenna All Kenna' concept. If the decision is a stupid one, the blame will be shared among the baboons who approved it, leaving lecher Peter Lim looking prim and proper.
Defamer Chin said all decisions are made to accomodate Lecher Peter Lim's wishes and fancies. Defamer Chin tried to be dumb when he claimed the tender cannot be awarded if any lackey does not agree with the recommendations of the committee. He neglects to mention that the dissenting lackey can be replaced with a more cooperative one. This trick was used when the Brave Michael Khoo told the regime to fuck off when they tried to use Stainist Show Trial to deal with Rebel Jeyaratham. Honourable Michael Khoo was swiftly demoted for not betraying his conscience.
Lecher Lim's lawyer, Hapless Haq, told the kangaroo court his lecherous client, who sat on two tender boards before he became the Condomissioner, had used Quantum Mechanics theories to help pervert that the process and at the same time made it look fair.
The kangaroo court also heard that two other security systems merchants could have been aware of the SCDF's need for more walkthrough radiation portal monitors before the tender as part of a smoke screen.
SCDF had contacted SECOM to as wayang to make ensure this smokescreen can be used as a defence if whistleblowers said Hard-Rod has insider information.
To this, Defamer Chin said she did not consider this as insider information as she had not provided either company with the specifics of what SCDF needed, proving the utility a smoke screen.
At the time, idiot scholars from the Gestapo Ministry wanted to look proactive by asking the Water Hose organisation to be prepared to scan passengers arriving in Peasantpore, amid fears of radiation fallout from the damaged nuclear plant in Fukushima.
Lecher Lim is accused of obtaining oral sex from Cocksucker Pang, a general manager of Hard-rod Engineering, at a carpark in Stadium Walk in May 2010 in exchange for advancing her company's business interests with the Water Hose organisation.
More SCDF lackeys will take the stand on Wednesday afternoon to bring down Lecher Lim or sling enough m&d to make him look wanton and decadent as warning for lackeys who make Ruler Loong look stupid.
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