Chitchat Joke of the month: David Neo was told to save himself before saving the Earth

[Scrooball (clone)]

 

[mojito]

This is call main character syndrome.

 

[VanDick]

Correct. Useless JLBs like him are conditioned to protect their own million-dollar salaries first and foremost.

 

[404]

Perhaps the professor speaks the same language to each of his students, and lucky Neo is the one and only student to make it thus this statement.

 

[eatshitndie]

so ugly.