No Porn Lui is indeed a perplexed man nowadays. He must be now hopping mad despite using the Sun Tzu Musical Chair, his cronies still cocks it up and delay stupid peasants with broken train service. Apparently the Mouthpiece could not mask the gabra using silly Ang Mohs to exclaim the London tube breaks down more frequently.
No Porn Lui must be wondering where on earth is his jewish deity when he needs him now! That is not the point now because as a newly minted politician, he probably learn more by paying attention to the antics of ex-French President, Sarcozy and pay less attention to his stupid Sunday pastor. Remember, if Lui's pastor is so darn good, why is he only a pastor but Ruler Loong rules like a typical Manchu despot? Ruler Loong proved that jewish pastors has no place in Peasantpore when he simply told the Anglican idiots to get their butts out of Aware before he cracks the ISA whip (see Ronny, hater of the pagans).
As a good jewish god fearing man, No Porn Lui studies hard, avoid porn like plague and leads peasant conscripts in the SEA lake as the 'Best Little Navy'. The political leadership liked him and parachuted him as a safe horse using Nihon style 'reverse Amakudari', presto! No Porn Lui is now a politician-cum Minion. But No Porn Lui should realise that the Transport portfolio has claimed many scalps e.g. Yeo CT, Fuel Price Ray Lim and will probably claim him next.
No Porn Lui should have watched 'Yes Prime Minister' to realise he is only a pawn for Ruler Lee. In one of the show, the protagonist unwisely accepts the Transport Minister role only to realise he has been suckered. He practically spends the next 30 minutes trying to ease himself of the Transport Minister role.
As Transport Minion, No Porn Lui is the most hated minion in Peasantpore after Marboro cleverly retired to enjoy his golden years before he pays a visit to King Yama.
Ruler Lee wants car populations to go down with a profit, No Porn Lui does that by reducing COE quotas, he earns the irk of car owners and merchants. Despite reduced quotas, Lui ensures banks earn profits by dishing out profitable car loans and claims COE hikes are caused by higher income peasants. What an idiot?! He should force all males bapoks to circumcise by stating they lower their chances of AIDS. Cock face, cock explanation.
Despite tweaking ERP charges, No Porn Lui ensured the most profitable gantries make more money either using slick peak hour definition. He is probably worried that Ruler Lee cut his transport budget and figure out sideline income is safer. Our advice to Lui is to immediately implement the satellite tracking system to increase state revenues by ensuring cars traveling near Choa/Lim Chu Kang cemetery grounds are billed - not after the 2016 Procedural Erections because he would probably be axed if the his cronies could not solve the broken train service anyway.
No Porn Lui should learn from the example of Bo Xi Lai. Most peasants, especially the dumber ones will realise the CCP is now demonising Bo who is using the 'Holier than thou' trick to shame his competitors. No Porn Lui ought to tone down his arrogance while summoning transport cartel executives. He probably should remember, political office has its can of worms and there is no knowing when Ruler Lee will discard him like a used rag (see Marboro Tan). If he makes enough enemies in fat cat nationalised corporation, he will probably end up as an highly paid errand boy for Lippo (see Yeo CT and Saw).
For the ignorant, the Lippos are well known influence peddlers with bogus religious leanings, best remembered for failed attempts to cozy up the wrong Yankee horse.
No Porn Lui must be wondering where on earth is his jewish deity when he needs him now! That is not the point now because as a newly minted politician, he probably learn more by paying attention to the antics of ex-French President, Sarcozy and pay less attention to his stupid Sunday pastor. Remember, if Lui's pastor is so darn good, why is he only a pastor but Ruler Loong rules like a typical Manchu despot? Ruler Loong proved that jewish pastors has no place in Peasantpore when he simply told the Anglican idiots to get their butts out of Aware before he cracks the ISA whip (see Ronny, hater of the pagans).
As a good jewish god fearing man, No Porn Lui studies hard, avoid porn like plague and leads peasant conscripts in the SEA lake as the 'Best Little Navy'. The political leadership liked him and parachuted him as a safe horse using Nihon style 'reverse Amakudari', presto! No Porn Lui is now a politician-cum Minion. But No Porn Lui should realise that the Transport portfolio has claimed many scalps e.g. Yeo CT, Fuel Price Ray Lim and will probably claim him next.
No Porn Lui should have watched 'Yes Prime Minister' to realise he is only a pawn for Ruler Lee. In one of the show, the protagonist unwisely accepts the Transport Minister role only to realise he has been suckered. He practically spends the next 30 minutes trying to ease himself of the Transport Minister role.
As Transport Minion, No Porn Lui is the most hated minion in Peasantpore after Marboro cleverly retired to enjoy his golden years before he pays a visit to King Yama.
Ruler Lee wants car populations to go down with a profit, No Porn Lui does that by reducing COE quotas, he earns the irk of car owners and merchants. Despite reduced quotas, Lui ensures banks earn profits by dishing out profitable car loans and claims COE hikes are caused by higher income peasants. What an idiot?! He should force all males bapoks to circumcise by stating they lower their chances of AIDS. Cock face, cock explanation.
Despite tweaking ERP charges, No Porn Lui ensured the most profitable gantries make more money either using slick peak hour definition. He is probably worried that Ruler Lee cut his transport budget and figure out sideline income is safer. Our advice to Lui is to immediately implement the satellite tracking system to increase state revenues by ensuring cars traveling near Choa/Lim Chu Kang cemetery grounds are billed - not after the 2016 Procedural Erections because he would probably be axed if the his cronies could not solve the broken train service anyway.
No Porn Lui should learn from the example of Bo Xi Lai. Most peasants, especially the dumber ones will realise the CCP is now demonising Bo who is using the 'Holier than thou' trick to shame his competitors. No Porn Lui ought to tone down his arrogance while summoning transport cartel executives. He probably should remember, political office has its can of worms and there is no knowing when Ruler Lee will discard him like a used rag (see Marboro Tan). If he makes enough enemies in fat cat nationalised corporation, he will probably end up as an highly paid errand boy for Lippo (see Yeo CT and Saw).
For the ignorant, the Lippos are well known influence peddlers with bogus religious leanings, best remembered for failed attempts to cozy up the wrong Yankee horse.
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