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Islamic City Council Bans Female Flatulence in Indonesia.

kryonlight

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An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia, has banned female citizens from passing gas.

Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city, told media that a ban was needed, as farting does not go well with the Islamic values of modesty. “Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound, it’s against Islamic teachings,” he said. Meanwhile, the Indonesian Feminists Association told local media they will attempt to block the smelly law as they deem it discriminatory.

Talking to The Wadiyan, mayor Sayyid Yahia said the law aims to save people’s morals and behaviors. “When you see woman fart loud, she appears like a man. But if she sit sideways and pass it quietly, she looks like a woman,” Sayyid said.

Although the proposed law does not ban “quiet fart,” passing gas with sound is actually not uncommon in Southeast Asia, particularly for women consuming potatoes and peas. Obviously, women maintain that they feel healthier, farting loud. Fathima Khan, a medical doctor at the Al Banni Islamic Hospital in Aceh’s capital is critical of the proposed law: “There is no need to question this practice, let alone regulate it, because people do it for their health and safety,” she said.

The mayor declined to give The Wadiyan details of what the punishment would be for violators. While another member at the City council, who wished not to be named, said if convicted by the sharia court, the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.

On another note, the local Islamic scholars were mostly divided over the law. Well-known Muslim activists like Bshar Abdulla voiced his objection, “How to pass gas is not regulated in Sharia. There is no mention of it in the Koran,” he said on his Twitter account. However, “the Islamic tradition and the values of modesty does not support women farting loud,” said Mehmood Hussain, a scholar and stenchy supporter of the law.

Under the new regulation, the mayor says that only women in the public space are going to be monitored. “It will be the responsibility of the husband to make sure that his wife upholds Islamic values at home”. He also argued that there is no scientific evidence supporting health benefits of passing gas, in Koran.

The City council will be evaluating the regulation in a week, after which it could turn into a by-law.

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jw5

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There's a saying:

Noisy fart is not smelly; smelly fart is not noisy.
 

PUNISHER

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The stupidity of Islam. That's why I've said, you must be an idiot to follow Islam.

Correction , it is idiot to follow any religion . By the way TS will be zap for posting religion stuff in original folder :wink: I must standby all my army for teekee alike post in original folder :wink:
 

Jah_rastafar_I

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Don't know if this punisher is kum gong or what since when can you zap anyone? You can only up others. Perhaps you should up the TS.
 

PUNISHER

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Don't know if this punisher is kum gong or what since when can you zap anyone? You can only up others. Perhaps you should up the TS.

Of course you can't zap because you never donate :wink: there's a saying smart enough don't act smart :wink: so you are the gong Kia here :wink: whahahah .
 
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peppertail

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Correction , it is idiot to follow any religion . By the way TS will be zap for posting religion stuff in original folder :wink: I must standby all my army for teekee alike post in original folder :wink:

And what exactly does the zapping change?

Nothing at all...
 

kryonlight

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Whoever moved this thread to the religious folder is a moron of the highest order.

This is a satire news article, meaning that it's fake.

Just for laughs, you know. It's not real news.

On the other hand, the one about Lawrence Khong is real news.

Oh my gosh, PUNISHER is really a super moron. He makes my day, LOL!
 

Agoraphobic

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I'm keen to know what the Imams propose for the punishment for farting loudly. What if it was just a squeal, very quiet you can hardly hear? Still punishable?

Cheers!
 
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