Is it weird to date an office cleaner?

my guess is he takes the magic mushroom from koh samui
So his penis looks like this after consuming that mushroom?

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My naughty days are over, my Viagra days are here.
What used to be my pride and joy, is now my water spout.
Time when on its own accord, from my pants would spring.
But now I’ve got a full-time job, to find that little thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age catches up, it sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes.


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Rating from yesterday's dinner date:
1. She's a nice girl. Not the usual loud ATB rubbish. Looks cute in civilian clothes (vs her usual baggy cleaner attire).
2. But got intellectual gap and topic discussion gap between us (as expected).
3. After dinner, I walked her to City Hall MRT and then I cycled home.

Conclusion : Can only be friends.
 
Rating from yesterday's dinner date:
1. She's a nice girl. Not the usual loud ATB rubbish. Looks cute in civilian clothes (vs her usual baggy cleaner attire).
2. But got intellectual gap and topic discussion gap between us (as expected).
3. After dinner, I walked her to City Hall MRT and then I cycled home.
Conclusion : Can only be friends.
If you have a car, you would have driven her to the nearest Hotel 81 after dinner. The lesson is: "He who walks, walks alone."
 
When I first courted my wife, her tai tai mother made me feel really small when she asked me how I made my way to her condo. When I answered that I took the public bus, she replied: "You mean that you don't have a car?"
 
Rating from yesterday's dinner date:
1. She's a nice girl. Not the usual loud ATB rubbish. Looks cute in civilian clothes (vs her usual baggy cleaner attire).
2. But got intellectual gap and topic discussion gap between us (as expected).
3. After dinner, I walked her to City Hall MRT and then I cycled home.

Conclusion : Can only be friends.
You dating her, not discussing homework in uni campus. Women are for fucking first, if you want intellectual discussions go to Temasek Holdings and ask for Ho CHing.
 
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