A guy hears that there's a fantastic new bar that has a robot bartender who will serve you a drink, then make conversation with you totally in synch with your IQ level. So the guy decides to check it out. He goes into the bar and sits down. The robot asks him, "What's your IQ?" The guy replies "150." The robot then proceeds to engage him in a highly intellectual conversation, discussing such topics as relativity, theoretical physics, string theory, deconstructionism, genetic drift, symbolism in Shakespeare's sonnets, and so on. The customer is very impressed, but decides to explore further to see if the robot can make conversation at a different level.
So the guy leaves and comes back a little later, pretending to be a different customer. The robot serves him a drink, then asks "What's your IQ?" The guy replies "100." The robot then proceeds to talk to him about football, The Singapore F1 races, network TV shows, women's breast sizes, and so on. The customer is still impressed, but decides to test the robot just one more time.
So the guy leaves, then comes back a little later. The robot serves him a drink, then asks "What's your IQ?" This time the guy replies "50."
So the robot says to him, "You vote PAP again, hah?"
So the guy leaves and comes back a little later, pretending to be a different customer. The robot serves him a drink, then asks "What's your IQ?" The guy replies "100." The robot then proceeds to talk to him about football, The Singapore F1 races, network TV shows, women's breast sizes, and so on. The customer is still impressed, but decides to test the robot just one more time.
So the guy leaves, then comes back a little later. The robot serves him a drink, then asks "What's your IQ?" This time the guy replies "50."
So the robot says to him, "You vote PAP again, hah?"
