Inviting Samuraisan For Poetic Sparring

[downgrader]

The Year of the Ox has arrived
Citizens, PRs and FTs all deprived
The recession is taking its toll
Property prices continue to fall

A rescue the government did announce
Stocks barely registered a bounce
This downturn gonna last many years
The sum of all your worst fears

Why worry yourself depressed and sick
No money just play with your dick
Real sex is better than to masturbate
But it's the same when you ejaculate

 

[lolabunny]

The Year of the Ox has arrived
Citizens, PRs and FTs all deprived
The recession is taking its toll
Property prices continue to fall

A rescue the government did announce
Stocks barely registered a bounce
This downturn gonna last many years
The sum of all your worst fears

Why worry yourself depressed and sick
No money just play with your dick
Real sex is better than to masturbate
But it's the same when you ejaculate

Troubadour can deliver trifecta? :p:p:p

It's not all the same you know, cumming in the arms of a loved one is unforgettable. :p

 

[downgrader]

Picked up the free paper as usual
It's almost a daily ritual
Saw that Chartered is axing jobs
Can almost hear the workers' sobs

Economic outlook remains grim
Many jobless cry and scream
Downgrader happily strums his guitar
A simple man not a rock star

Market up market down
Smile it off don't frown
Life is short and unpredictable
Enjoy the day, don't feel miserable

 

[downgrader]

Watched the news on TV today
Ho Ching is stepping down they say
A bloke from Texas takes her place
Wonder what's brewing below the surface

Some say Madam is going into politics
Why not the lady knows many tactics
Some say she will be the next President
If that's so quitting now is provident

So graceful she moves in her cheongsam
Sashaying in style so full of charm
I'm gonna miss her my heart will break
Come October when she's gone from Temasek

 

[UpYoz_olo]

I find that I have little more to prove
When there are no more mountains to move
With no viable competition I stay aloof
No reason for me to be in the groove

Novices like you must learn to rhyme
More lines together at one time
Not just a few lines - that's a crime
That's too easy - not worth a dime

I really have much better things to do
Than teach some stupid bozo such as you
Your talent for rhyme can only accrue
By quiet daily meditation at the loo

So consider this a freebie for the day
And take deep to heart what I have to say
To be as good as I there is no easy way
Much blood to shed and steep price to pay

Fuck you, shameless vainpot you're, swingstar
Numero uno? lightyears before you even dream par
So what? some words you string in English
For wealth, power I got just doing Singlish

Show me your Benzs, BMWs then we talk
Otherwise nothing you are but withered stalk
Gauntlet you throw and now I want fight
Back down before I unleash all my might

Skills like yours, good perhaps for clerk
Even then you need to push your luck
A little humility, friends you may retain
Otherwise, a lonely fool you'll wallow in pain

Seething in angst, you're losing your glow
Back you come I'll match blow for blow
Aim I've not here to make my name
Unlike you tis the last place I want fame

 

[jesus]

床前明月光
疑是地上霜
举头望明月
低头打手枪

 

[zhihau]

A new toy in this new year I will gladly net

would the real Samurai please take your crown???

Samurai, Samurai, you're the anointed one
claim your rights with the stroke of a wand
come ride with the bros as we have our fun
oblige the crowd, givin' the rhymes for a run

 

[eatshitndie]

swingstar the samurai is known for his rhymes
four lines per verse each with one another chimes
most will struggle with two of four at all times
and succumb to committing foolish rhyme crimes
worst is when they sour like lemons and limes
they might as well remain silent and be mimes

there're only a few who can up the ante
rhyme with six while slicing salami picante
compose lyrics akin to cooking al dente
crisp brief sublimal, each word imponente
have mastery of prose, english potente
latin, italian equally importante

samurai will know who is this potentate
once he sees he rhymes not all six lines but eight
there's mutual respect as both will ingratiate
but far apart they do not know each one's fate
once pretenders here are rid of their opiate
all hail both rhymeisters, kneel down and prostrate!

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

rhymes, chimes, time, crimes, limes, mimes.

ante, picante, dente, imponente, potenet, importante.

Rhyme crimes? lemons and limes.

 

[eatshitndie]

rhymes, chimes, time, crimes, limes, mimes.

ante, picante, dente, imponente, potenet, importante.

Rhyme crimes? lemons and limes.

hidden in those lines are codes to pontificate
behind the codes is a meaning to contemplate
best to decipher and break while you defecate
as your stool will give some clues when they separate
signs in your shit will tell you're at most second rate
if you can't even list all and differentiate

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

hidden in those lines are codes to pontificate
behind the codes is a meaning to contemplate
best to decipher and break while you defecate
as your stool will give some clues when they separate
signs in your shit will tell you're at most second rate
if you can't even list all and differentiate

clues in one's stools? looking for signs in shit and that will say i'm second rate?

Sigh when will someone actually make up rhymes that actually have meaning in them rather than forcefully trying to rhyme the last word after every line but comes out sounding meaningless.

 

[lnchwmn4]

swingstar swingstar you bo lan par
do you remember your papa?
uncle for money go work far far
so you got chance to kaninna

now uncle finally has come back
you better faster go and pack
uncle to you will cut no slack
only cut u a new ass crack

got standard anot
no need say a lot
just a few lines I slot
and you are caught

go tell your fren eatshitndie
to uncle he's a phua chee bye
better quickly come apologize
or uncle surely give you all cry

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Is it only a good poem when every last word in the verse has to rhyme.
If the last word doesn't rhyme will it be a crime?
So i suppose this will be meaningless and not even worth a dime
As i try my darn best to create a poem wasting my time
Thinking up words trying to rhyme with "time", yes slime!
Oh crap now the poem is totally directionless better off being a mime
using actions rather than words this isn't even sublime
oh yes i love listening to grime
i'm now so rich i'm now in my prime
If the poems actually have meaning and not only rhyme
then it wouldn't even as sour as lime.

 

[eatshitndie]

there is nothing awfully wrong with attempting
at least it shows you think thru' it and are trying
can't judge a poem by every line's ending
some are excellent, some are simply appalling
it depends on message, flow, beat and metering
it is more fun if you can use it for singing
better if you can dance and do some hip hopping
most good old poems have only two lines rhyming
changes in rhyme and rhythm give it new meaning
having all lines rhyme is one way of chest-thumping
it's a show of skill but it has not much bearing
such as this twelve by twelve composed while commuting......

 

[lnchwmn4]

there is nothing awfully wrong with attempting
at least it shows you think thru' it and are trying
can't judge a poem by every line's ending
some are excellent, some are simply appalling
it depends on message, flow, beat and metering
it is more fun if you can use it for singing
better if you can dance and do some hip hopping
most good old poems have only two lines rhyming
changes in rhyme and rhythm give it new meaning
having all lines rhyme is one way of chest-thumping
it's a show of skill but it has not much bearing
such as this twelve by twelve composed while commuting......

may i suggest when you commute
stick to the road and keep yourself mute
of rhyme and rhythm, you are destitute
why pick our ears and make us puke

if this is what you dare call skill
then pigs can fly and breathe through gills
fools like you tumble from the hill
as so much better is jack and jill

compose this i did while I watch porn
string a few lines and a poem i spawn
with the gift to some are clearly born
while to others like you, it stays forlorn

 

[takashi]

there is nothing awfully wrong with attempting
at least it shows you think thru' it and are trying

Dear eat-shit-n-die,
Are you Sa-mu-rai? :p
If you are, please don't be shy
To tell us before we die! :o

 

[eatshitndie]

Dear eat-shit-n-die,
Are you Sa-mu-rai? :p
If you are, please don't be shy
To tell us before we die! :o

swingstar is samurai of delphiforums. he and i met for beer while in sg. he's retired from sbf. if you browse the archives in delphiforums, he was sparring alone in the rhyming thread with several wannabes and i came to his defense which he didn't need. he was more than capable to hold on his own as you can see. all my lyrics were composed while riding bart in the early morning. it was so filthy and stinky i had to keep my mind on something else. i seldom ride bart anymore. sinkies are lucky to ride the mrt.

 

[takashi]

swingstar is samurai of delphiforums. he and i met for beer while in sg. he's retired from sbf.

What about: http://www.sammyboy.com/member.php?2151-SAMURAISAN

By the way, I also just discovered that Jah is a poet! :p

Is it only a good poem when every last word in the verse has to rhyme.
If the last word doesn't rhyme will it be a crime?
So i suppose this will be meaningless and not even worth a dime
As i try my darn best to create a poem wasting my time
Thinking up words trying to rhyme with "time", yes slime!
Oh crap now the poem is totally directionless better off being a mime
using actions rather than words this isn't even sublime
oh yes i love listening to grime
i'm now so rich i'm now in my prime
If the poems actually have meaning and not only rhyme
then it wouldn't even as sour as lime.

 

[eatshitndie]

What about: http://www.sammyboy.com/member.php?2151-SAMURAISAN

the real samurai from delphiforums typically composes 4 lines of rhymes in at least 4 stanzas, not less. that's his signature, structure and style. swingstar's prose is identical if not perfectly familiar. while he's the king of 4 lines by at least 4 stanzas, i started the 6-line rhyme at that thread. he knows my signature and style while i know his. my lyrics are old school and very structured and metered. i make the extra effort of accounting for each syllable and subtle pronunciation per line. and we have never sparred against each other, out of mutual friendship and respect. wish he's healthy and ok as we have not met since the move from delphiforums.

 

[takashi]

the real samurai from delphiforums typically composes 4 lines of rhymes in at least 4 stanzas, not less. that's his signature, structure and style. swingstar's prose is identical if not perfectly familiar. while he's the king of 4 lines by at least 4 stanzas, i started the 6-line rhyme at that thread. he knows my signature and style while i know his. my lyrics are old school and very structured and metered. i make the extra effort of accounting for each syllable and subtle pronunciation per line. and we have never sparred against each other, out of mutual friendship and respect. wish he's healthy and ok as we have not met since the move from delphiforums.

I see...

When I was a lurker for some years before I joined earlier this year, I remember reading about the great Samuraisama; and because of several poems by you and jw5, I once thought both of you were clones of Samurai! :o