I half suspected that this will occur one day. But I did not expect that it will be a pincer movement by the ultra leftist and the ultra nationalistic right to adopt Maos legendary "united front" tactics to lay siege to a minority but brave band of slowfucks, blurfucks, dumbfucks and pointfucks.
I am proud and honoured to lead this merry band of fucks to recover our rightful place in SBF. Let's us be fair here. It's is us that made SBF what it is today. Our one-liners, our "upz to you", our "you can buy me dinner" our use of highfalutin use of words and language, our use of clones to add variety etc are what shaped SBF.
We worked for the points. We helped one another. And now you give away our points to a bunch of people that write long essays that none in our our merry band can understand or appreciate.
We suggest that it is the politics of jealousy. We speak from the heart. We wear out heart on our sleeves. We like Bangkok because we look out of place in London. Not exactly Ah Beng but not Masons & Fortnum either. We do not criticise the PAP but it does not mean we like the PAP. Honestly we have no idea what is going on.
I may not agree with you but I will fight anyone here to ensure that you keep your hard earned points. We played by the rules. We did not ask for any special favours. We helped people with phone SIMs, we told you many things whether it is of value is your opinion. We think it is valuable.
We are the first to acknowledge that on an individual level, we have different agendas. Some of us have no idea why we are accumulating points, others realise that since we can't contribute mind wise, at least up he and there, others might want to zap someone for calling him blur or dishonest.
More importantly lets not rule out NTUC vouchers. We are risk takers. When NTUC announces its redemption scheme, we will be laughing and you will all realise what real entrepreneurship is all about.
We demand that no points be deducted. We worked hard and nobody mentioned quality then so you can't move the goalposts now.
I am proud and honoured to lead this merry band of fucks to recover our rightful place in SBF. Let's us be fair here. It's is us that made SBF what it is today. Our one-liners, our "upz to you", our "you can buy me dinner" our use of highfalutin use of words and language, our use of clones to add variety etc are what shaped SBF.
We worked for the points. We helped one another. And now you give away our points to a bunch of people that write long essays that none in our our merry band can understand or appreciate.
We suggest that it is the politics of jealousy. We speak from the heart. We wear out heart on our sleeves. We like Bangkok because we look out of place in London. Not exactly Ah Beng but not Masons & Fortnum either. We do not criticise the PAP but it does not mean we like the PAP. Honestly we have no idea what is going on.
I may not agree with you but I will fight anyone here to ensure that you keep your hard earned points. We played by the rules. We did not ask for any special favours. We helped people with phone SIMs, we told you many things whether it is of value is your opinion. We think it is valuable.
We are the first to acknowledge that on an individual level, we have different agendas. Some of us have no idea why we are accumulating points, others realise that since we can't contribute mind wise, at least up he and there, others might want to zap someone for calling him blur or dishonest.
More importantly lets not rule out NTUC vouchers. We are risk takers. When NTUC announces its redemption scheme, we will be laughing and you will all realise what real entrepreneurship is all about.
We demand that no points be deducted. We worked hard and nobody mentioned quality then so you can't move the goalposts now.
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