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PEASANTPORE: The Parasitic Taxi Cartel (NTA) said the inexperienced Roberts in the inept Land Transport Authority (LTA) have caved in to its intense and well funded lobbying. Now LTA will ease stringent standards to be placed on cabbies who often use KTV tactics to hide or prey on peasant passengers.
The redfaced LTA said it will share more details when they are ready.
The advisor of NTA, Parasite Ang Hin Kee, said to force policy makers to bend, one must have financial and political might, more so in an Asiatic society like Peasantpore. Peasants who often write in to LTA, citing silly policies should realize LTA and other public service organisations will succumb only to slick well funded lobbying from special interest groups.
Swine Ang said LTA will close both eyes and allow taxi drivers to seek help from their loan sharks and their goons when they face issues such as accidents, damage to their vehicles or even rentals.
The NTA also organised a Familee Day Observance ceremony to recognise how taxi cartels prey on cabbies and passengers.
In its Familee Day celebrations, the NTA will be giving out 20,000 mini Peasantpore flags bearing Ruler Loong's pictures to taxi drivers to fly on their cabs. Another 30,000 mini Peasantpore flags will also be given out to union members who are collectively known as Paul Lumpars.
Last month, the NTA had proposed 10 'recommendations' to the LTA lackeys to improve the industry's ability to extract more rent from cabbies and foist more fare hikes on passengers.
One of them is allowing retrenched PMETs to start off as relief drivers with less tape, so they can earn some money and stop bothering Peasants' Representatives during the 'Meet the Peasants' sessions.
The association said that LTA is receptive to this proposal since peasants' representatives have thrown their political farts and steamed roll useless 'jiat leow bee' LTA policy baboons.
Susan Lim, an SMRT cabbie, said: “250km for a normal cab is one of the dumbest idea. Like telling a KTV hostess that she better fuck 10 customers daily.”
As for VISA not continuing its credit card mode of payment for two taxi operators. Goondu Ang said it is regrettable as it has inconvenienced commuters who should be stupid enough to pay the transaction fees.
Cartel ComfortDelGro told its cabbies they have a cut off the transaction fees as they need to contribute to Ho Jinx's Punting Funds.
NTA Bastard Parasite Ang said: “LPPL, I did not lied and said peasants don't mind because the 10 per cent surcharge on a S$10 journey is S$1 but fucking hell, Visa do not want to give us a cut of that fees.”
Bastard Ang added: "If VISA does not want to pay 'fees' to us, then means not giving Ho Jinx face lor. No face for Ho Jinx means you better 'balek kumpung'.
“I'm looking purely on the perspective our shareholders', namely the GIC. If VISA think they got big balls, they fucking get it wrong. They are in Peasantpore hor, in Peasantpore, better wise up and know who to 'carry balls' man!"
Parasite Ang also said that the industry is working with other nationalized corporation to offer other payment models such as mobile payment that another GIC-linked bloodsucker, Singtel.
PEASANTPORE: The Parasitic Taxi Cartel (NTA) said the inexperienced Roberts in the inept Land Transport Authority (LTA) have caved in to its intense and well funded lobbying. Now LTA will ease stringent standards to be placed on cabbies who often use KTV tactics to hide or prey on peasant passengers.
The redfaced LTA said it will share more details when they are ready.
The advisor of NTA, Parasite Ang Hin Kee, said to force policy makers to bend, one must have financial and political might, more so in an Asiatic society like Peasantpore. Peasants who often write in to LTA, citing silly policies should realize LTA and other public service organisations will succumb only to slick well funded lobbying from special interest groups.
Swine Ang said LTA will close both eyes and allow taxi drivers to seek help from their loan sharks and their goons when they face issues such as accidents, damage to their vehicles or even rentals.
The NTA also organised a Familee Day Observance ceremony to recognise how taxi cartels prey on cabbies and passengers.
In its Familee Day celebrations, the NTA will be giving out 20,000 mini Peasantpore flags bearing Ruler Loong's pictures to taxi drivers to fly on their cabs. Another 30,000 mini Peasantpore flags will also be given out to union members who are collectively known as Paul Lumpars.
Last month, the NTA had proposed 10 'recommendations' to the LTA lackeys to improve the industry's ability to extract more rent from cabbies and foist more fare hikes on passengers.
One of them is allowing retrenched PMETs to start off as relief drivers with less tape, so they can earn some money and stop bothering Peasants' Representatives during the 'Meet the Peasants' sessions.
The association said that LTA is receptive to this proposal since peasants' representatives have thrown their political farts and steamed roll useless 'jiat leow bee' LTA policy baboons.
Susan Lim, an SMRT cabbie, said: “250km for a normal cab is one of the dumbest idea. Like telling a KTV hostess that she better fuck 10 customers daily.”
As for VISA not continuing its credit card mode of payment for two taxi operators. Goondu Ang said it is regrettable as it has inconvenienced commuters who should be stupid enough to pay the transaction fees.
Cartel ComfortDelGro told its cabbies they have a cut off the transaction fees as they need to contribute to Ho Jinx's Punting Funds.
NTA Bastard Parasite Ang said: “LPPL, I did not lied and said peasants don't mind because the 10 per cent surcharge on a S$10 journey is S$1 but fucking hell, Visa do not want to give us a cut of that fees.”
Bastard Ang added: "If VISA does not want to pay 'fees' to us, then means not giving Ho Jinx face lor. No face for Ho Jinx means you better 'balek kumpung'.
“I'm looking purely on the perspective our shareholders', namely the GIC. If VISA think they got big balls, they fucking get it wrong. They are in Peasantpore hor, in Peasantpore, better wise up and know who to 'carry balls' man!"
Parasite Ang also said that the industry is working with other nationalized corporation to offer other payment models such as mobile payment that another GIC-linked bloodsucker, Singtel.
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