If your ex girlfriend whatsapped u at 12midnight and asked whether can be boyfriend and girlfriend until morning 8am...

[Yuletide]

How to respond?
Serious.

 

[eatshitndie]

either she just got dumped by her new bf or her cb itchy needed a rub. just tell her you’re in the middle of a great fuck and about to cum raw.

 

[duluxe]

you will expect crap replies here, somone will advice you can eat don't waste. You ask your mum or closed friends better lah.

 

[duluxe]

Can eat don't waste!

Just pay @jurongkechil ＄50 to transport her to you house. Dump to him if you don't want more after eating.

 

[Yuletide]

either she just got dumped by her new bf or her cb itchy needed a rub. just tell her you’re in the middle of a great fuck and about to cum raw.

actually i only saw the message this morning so i haven't reply yet...

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

How to respond?
Serious.

Ok lah
Everyone makes mistakes.
But why separate in the first place.
Because of you arrhhhh.
Forgive and forget lah
No one is perfect
If God can forgive why can't you?

 

[Boonsiong]

Ok lah
Everyone makes mistakes.
But why separate in the first place.
Because of you arrhhhh.
Forgive and forget lah
No one is perfect
If God can forgive why can't you?

Hi

 

[Yuletide]

Anyway, I just send my reply as follows:

"Hiya, didn't see your message last night as I conk out already. You probably had to much to drink last night so I am not taking your message seriously. Have a good day and do drink more water to cleanse the alcohol in you"

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Hi

Of course leh

I am the most handsome man around.

But cannot say the smartest leh.
Because I am not a nuclear scientist leh

 

[Boonsiong]

Of course leh

I am the most handsome man around.

But cannot say the smartest leh.
Because I am not a nuclear scientist leh

Rainy day, cannot wash turban

 

[batman1]

She just need someone to comfort her at that time.

 

[Yuletide]

She just need someone to comfort her at that time.

Actually, if I hadn't already gone to bed last night, I will probably end up picking her up from whenever she is and sent her home safely and go home myself.

 

[jurongkechil]

Virgin or

 

[VanDick]

One of the best response will be dropping a simple "Lol". Or a LOL emoji. No need to waste your time on her. Unless you want to intro her into our forum...

 

[Sustanon]

piak and creampie first then talk... and then run...

 

[WangChuk]

How to respond?
Serious.

immediate go her house to commit to her on bed ... if her bedroom not convenient then bring her back home to hotel to give her physical and emotional confirmation until morning 8am .... take MC and go eat good food with more piak piak that day ...

 

[Yuletide]

immediate go her house to commit to her on bed ... if her bedroom not convenient then bring her back home to hotel to give her physical and emotional confirmation until morning 8am .... take MC and go eat good food with more piak piak that day ...

Then morning wake up surrounded by SPF, tio rape investigation and then get charged in court for rape. No thanks.

 

[WangChuk]

Then morning wake up surrounded by SPF, tio rape investigation and then get charged in court for rape. No thanks.

wont one lah ... if she let U into her home or she go with U to your home or hotel sure not lape lah .... after piak must sayang sayang her and bring her go jalan jalan happy for the day and she 100% wont call mata one ....

 

[The Crow]

Just become FWB can liao ...

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Rainy day, cannot wash turban

I know you suffer from some acute psychosis.
Please admit yourself in hospital.
You exhibit symptoms associated with acute psychosis.

I have already diagnosed you, as you appear to have a loss of contact with reality and you hallucinate, have delusions and have disorganized thinking.
Please for your own good see a psychiatrist tomorrow.