Idiot monkey can drive like that

[Watchman]

P-plate woman driver slams car into stationary bike in carpark
Posted on 10 Apr 2010

STOMPer robert77 was astonished to find that a car had crashed into a stationary motorcycle at this carpark, after hearing a loud crash and a woman screaming.

In the STOMPer's report:

"While having lunch, my brother and I heard a loud crash and followed by a loud female screaming from the spiral carpark beside Jelapang LRT.
"Immediately, we rushed to the scene to check out the severity of the accident and see if we can be of any help to dial the emergency numbers or whatever.
"But to our astonishment...
"There were no casualties at the scene. I believe the woman was covering up the mess after crashing into the motorbike."

I wonder what's is her scream for ?

To attract kapohs and witness to her deed ?

 

[ps07857]

are u sure no casulaties? It looks like blood?

 

[krafty]

thta's engine oil lah!

are u sure no casulaties? It looks like blood?

 

[kingrant]

Trying to park at a motorcycle lot? Or trying to getting out after doing so but blocked by motorbikes? Typical sinkies!

 

[middaydog]

but why a motorcycle lot here so big, can park 2 motorcycles easily

 

[Devil Within]

Cheh, lady driver. No wonder.

 

[Received_by_Kings]

Cheh, lady driver. No wonder.

Most of them can't even parallel park, so what do you expect?

I think the woman is ugly also. Scream for fuck? For people to come and see her ugly face and puke together? Na beh fuck.

 

[Cestbon]

How does she pass the driving test?
Give blow job to officer in the test instructor?

 

[Watchman]

STOMPer Sam watched as this
vehicle rammed straight into a cargo lift
while trying to avoid an accident this morning.
<---http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/motoring_goondus/385602/car_rams_into_cargo_lift.html
Said the STOMPer:

"This happened at around 8:30 A.M this morning,
at the basement carpark of my office building, near Serangoon North.
"I think the lady driver, who is a tenant,
was trying to avoid an accident with an oncoming vehicle.
"Yet instead, she swerved straight into the cargo lift."

 

[Received_by_Kings]

Are they shooting a movie?

 

[garlic]

of course, it has to be a female

 

[butoh6050]

If i see something like this in real life and if there are no casualties, i will laugh like hell.

 

[Watchman]

If i see something like this in real life and if there are no casualties, i will laugh like hell.

If like there is casualties . You will cry like hell ?

 

[Received_by_Kings]

If like there is casualties . You will cry like hell ?

Half should be considered empathy enough by today's lax standards.

 

[butoh6050]

If like there is casualties . You will cry like hell ?

Alamak! If casualty, how to laugh. If cry also not macho la!

Like i said, if no casualty, point and laugh like hell!!!

 

[Watchman]

How did cab slam into carpark parapet?

How did the driver of this taxi manage to crash his car into the parapet at this carpark in Pasir Ris? That's what STOMPer Tan wonders after seeing how badly damaged the vehicle is.
The driver might have lost control of the brakes while driving down the ramp this morning, says the STOMPer.
Officers from the Singapore Civil Defence Force were called to the scene shortly after.

STOMPer Tan says:

"At around 7.40am on September 30, a loud 'bang' was heard in one of the normally quiet estates of Pasir Ris. this bang was followed by a continuous wail of a car horn.
"Many residents traced the source of the sound and were led to the fourth storey of the car park.
"A taxi was found to have crashed the parapet wall of the carpark at Pasir Ris block 718a.
"While travelling down the ramp he apparently lost control of the brakes and crashed.
"The reason for the lost of control was not known.
"The SCDF arrived at the scene at around 7.50am.
Only SCDF bikes were able to reach the scene due to height restrictions".

 

[Watchman]

Taxi crashes into shelter outside Rex House
Posted on 13 May 2010

A Transcab taxi had crashed into the shelter outside the Rex House on May 7, leaving 1 injured. STOMPer Siti was shocked to see this scene when she arrived for work at 1pm that day.
In an email, she said:
"I was shocked upon my arrival at the the Rex House on May 7 at about 1pm.
"I saw a taxi lodged under this shelter.
"There were 2 other taxis and 1 motorcycle. The Traffic Police were there too.
"1 person was injured but it wasn't severe."

STOMP contacted the police and the spokesperson said:
"The police received a call on May 7 at about 1.05pm, regarding an accident involving a taxi and a motorcycle along Bukit Timah Road.
"The taxi driver complained of a pain in his arm and was sent to TTSH.
"Police investigations are ongoing."

 

[Watchman]

2 hurt as taxi crashes into Tiong Bahru 7-Eleven
Posted on 25 Dec 2009

A taxi crashed into this 7-Eleven outlet at Tiong Bahru around 2pm today (Dec 25) injuring two passers-by who were waiting at the taxi stand nearby.
According to STOMPer Sarine, the glass doors of the 7-Eleven store were smashed.
A shocked Sarine says:
"The accident just took place, around 2pm at the 7-Eleven store near Tiong Bahru Plaza.
"There's a taxi stand nearby.
"I heard that two people were injured.
"They must have been brought to the hospital as I didn't see them when I arrived at the scene.
"The 7-Eleven glass doors were smashed and shattered glass pieces were everywhere.
"I didn't see the taxi driver. However, the police were there.
"They should erect a barrier in between the taxi stand and the shop, so as to prevent such accidents in the future."
STOMPer Ong, who was also at the accident scene, says:
"This is what I call a Christmas bash!
"Luckily the taxi stand was not crowded at the time of the accident.
"I wonder how the taxi crashed into the shop when it was supposed to be driven slowly at the taxi stand lane.
"I understand that two unfortunate shoppers in the 7-Eleven were injured."

 

[no_faith]

8528, 5212, huat ah!

is krafty aka hotbot hurt?

 

[Balls2U]

Most of them can't even parallel park, so what do you expect?

I think the woman is ugly also. Scream for fuck? For people to come and see her ugly face and puke together? Na beh fuck.

Monkeys scream, don't they?