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PEASANTPORE: Following the conclusion of a joint trial to study the use of using Near Field Communication (NFC) technology to generate rent income for Ruler Loong's regime, lackeys have announced Android suckers can contribute to regime coffers by using NFC to pay for public transport.
With the new NFC SIM card, Android devices can be cash cows for the regime, citing Land Transport Arses (LTA), Infocomm Donkeys & Arses of Peasantpore (IDA) and EZ-Link on Tuesday (Mar 29).
*EZ-Link is a parasite organisation who once worked with some MoE schools to force peasant students using their EZ-Link cards to buy canteen food. As usual, they look good but peasant children pay the price.
Peasants need to turn on the NFC function on their mobile phones to make payments and top up the purse however the IDA and LTA donkeys decided that iPhone peasant owners will be excluded after a series of gabras during the design phase.
*Nobody can forget the perennial IDA bobos who screw up numerous IT projects, as recently their once glorious SOE initiative forced HP suckers to terminate the contract before contract expiry.
"We donkeys at IDA and LTA has screwed up again and excluded iPhone rebels as they tend to be Jane Austen rebels. The main purpose is to seek rent income. Peasants will pay for the NFC card and we may collect small fees from the merchants," said LTA Chief Sex Officer Chew Ah Leong.
*Chew Ah Leong has sold his conscience for a generous stipend, he forgets what is good for the regime may not necessary be good for peasants if they have to pay for his White Elephant toys.
The launch of the service allows Ruler Loong to brag when he meet Ang Moh or Nihon rulers and for IDA/LTA donkeys to boost their KPIs. There were concerns if Peasantpore do not roll out new e-payment, they will be leapfrogged by new global pretenders. As usual, nobody asked IDA and LTA donkeys why iPhone users are excluded. No questions asked if regime collect fees for the transactions. No questions asked why peasants must pay 37 peanuts to make merchants happier.
LOCAL nationalised TELCOS TO OFFER NFC SIM CARDS
Local nationalised telcos M1 and Temasek owned EZ-Link said in a separate release on Tuesday that the telco will be the first to allow its peasants to pay rent using NFC. Starting from Tuesday, peasants can buy new NFC SIM, which will cost 37 peanuts, knowing 69.9% dumb-dumbs will eventually pay up and fund the White Elephant.
The other two Temasek owned telcos have also issued press releases telling peasants need to pay for the NFC to make IDA and LTA look good.
*One main reason why Literature is discouraged at O and A levels coz it train peasants to ask difficult questions rather than train peasants just enough to work cheaply for foreign merchants.
Second reason is to boost principals' KPI as Literature is a difficult subject to score A1.
Till today, no peasant questioned Bargain Hen why Section 14 is presented as a boon for military bobos who kill peasants by mistake, so that lackeys need not worry if they screw up and cause a few peasants' deaths.
PEASANTPORE: Following the conclusion of a joint trial to study the use of using Near Field Communication (NFC) technology to generate rent income for Ruler Loong's regime, lackeys have announced Android suckers can contribute to regime coffers by using NFC to pay for public transport.
With the new NFC SIM card, Android devices can be cash cows for the regime, citing Land Transport Arses (LTA), Infocomm Donkeys & Arses of Peasantpore (IDA) and EZ-Link on Tuesday (Mar 29).
*EZ-Link is a parasite organisation who once worked with some MoE schools to force peasant students using their EZ-Link cards to buy canteen food. As usual, they look good but peasant children pay the price.
Peasants need to turn on the NFC function on their mobile phones to make payments and top up the purse however the IDA and LTA donkeys decided that iPhone peasant owners will be excluded after a series of gabras during the design phase.
*Nobody can forget the perennial IDA bobos who screw up numerous IT projects, as recently their once glorious SOE initiative forced HP suckers to terminate the contract before contract expiry.
"We donkeys at IDA and LTA has screwed up again and excluded iPhone rebels as they tend to be Jane Austen rebels. The main purpose is to seek rent income. Peasants will pay for the NFC card and we may collect small fees from the merchants," said LTA Chief Sex Officer Chew Ah Leong.
*Chew Ah Leong has sold his conscience for a generous stipend, he forgets what is good for the regime may not necessary be good for peasants if they have to pay for his White Elephant toys.
The launch of the service allows Ruler Loong to brag when he meet Ang Moh or Nihon rulers and for IDA/LTA donkeys to boost their KPIs. There were concerns if Peasantpore do not roll out new e-payment, they will be leapfrogged by new global pretenders. As usual, nobody asked IDA and LTA donkeys why iPhone users are excluded. No questions asked if regime collect fees for the transactions. No questions asked why peasants must pay 37 peanuts to make merchants happier.
LOCAL nationalised TELCOS TO OFFER NFC SIM CARDS
Local nationalised telcos M1 and Temasek owned EZ-Link said in a separate release on Tuesday that the telco will be the first to allow its peasants to pay rent using NFC. Starting from Tuesday, peasants can buy new NFC SIM, which will cost 37 peanuts, knowing 69.9% dumb-dumbs will eventually pay up and fund the White Elephant.
The other two Temasek owned telcos have also issued press releases telling peasants need to pay for the NFC to make IDA and LTA look good.
*One main reason why Literature is discouraged at O and A levels coz it train peasants to ask difficult questions rather than train peasants just enough to work cheaply for foreign merchants.
Second reason is to boost principals' KPI as Literature is a difficult subject to score A1.
Till today, no peasant questioned Bargain Hen why Section 14 is presented as a boon for military bobos who kill peasants by mistake, so that lackeys need not worry if they screw up and cause a few peasants' deaths.
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