I think we should just call them AhBeng AhLian

[xpo2015]

They exemplies our colloquial heritage.

Singapore Zoo seeks local nicknames for koalas
Channel NewsAsia Singapore NewsToday, 1:18 pm
The idea is to have them "blend in fully with locals ahead of the SG50 Jubilee Weekend with new Singapore names befitting their individual characteristics", the Zoo says.

 

[red amoeba]

How abt lj n cb ? Very local

 

[koala88]

How abt lj n cb ? Very local

Agree, very local... need to spread some local flavor around.

Ha ha... coming from a Koala.