He will get more chance if he go head down down and arsehole up high high to be tiew to be kan by SamLeong
Or maybe he should find an unflushed public toilet bowl to stick his head in below the waterline and preach to his betters the turds and tissue floating about there
He preach sincerely enough and repentant enough, he gain good karma and be reincarnated as a moley mole on a cheebye face.