I had a weird dream last night...

[Nanodick]

I dreamt that I was walking in JEM mall in Jurong then out of the blue, I saw a 50plus year old woman pointing her mobile phone cam at me like taking some video. Then I walked over to her and asked her why she's taking video images of me. She said I was whistling. I jitao realised she was some lunatic from Sammyforum and gave her a punch on her face and floored her. Two of her front teeth fell on the ground together with her. I then walked away.

 

[NanoSpeed]

I dreamt that I was walking in JEM mall in Jurong then out of the blue, I saw a 50plus year old woman pointing her mobile phone cam at me like taking some video. Then I walked over to her and asked her why she's taking video images of me. She said I was whistling. I jitao realised she was some lunatic from Sammyforum and gave her a punch on her face and floored her. Two of her front teeth fell on the ground together with her. I then walked away.

Typical 日有所思, 夜有所夢.

你慘了!

 

[True Believer]

Syed Putra has a wet dream every night

 

[Balls2U]

I dreamt that I was walking in JEM mall in Jurong then out of the blue, I saw a 50plus year old woman pointing her mobile phone cam at me like taking some video. Then I walked over to her and asked her why she's taking video images of me. She said I was whistling. I jitao realised she was some lunatic from Sammyforum and gave her a punch on her face and floored her. Two of her front teeth fell on the ground together with her. I then walked away.

Since you missed her so much, we better tell Boss Sam to unban her and bring her back to the main forum.