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I discovered new pleasure - damn shiok lah!

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Damn hot day today, so stayed at home, looked at my Suntec REIT news and smiled.

I decided to videochat my Shenzhen darling, wanked off in bed and dozed off.

I felt a strange tingling sensation on my nipples as I was sleeping and dreamed that my darling was right next to me, nibbling on me, as I got a second erection.

Then I woke up and realised it was a dream - but the nibbing was real.

What happened was that my cum spurted on my chest and nipples and after I fell asleep, some ants crawled on me and bit me there.

It's a damn shiok feeling. Ouch!
 
Congratulations. You may have diabetes. I hope your REITS dividends can pay for your insulin.
 
Damn hot day today, so stayed at home, looked at my Suntec REIT news and smiled.

I decided to videochat my Shenzhen darling, wanked off in bed and dozed off.

I felt a strange tingling sensation on my nipples as I was sleeping and dreamed that my darling was right next to me, nibbling on me, as I got a second erection.

Then I woke up and realised it was a dream - but the nibbing was real.

What happened was that my cum spurted on my chest and nipples and after I fell asleep, some ants crawled on me and bit me there.

It's a damn shiok feeling. Ouch!


rats ate yr neh neh even more shiok
 
No diabetes lah - if got, cannot get erection twice in one hour.

All my investments in REITs, damn shiok lah the yield.
 
congratulations for discovering your new pleasure. please use only one hand to enjoy while you're at it. it says handwerker for a specific reason.....
 

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No diabetes lah - if got, cannot get erection twice in one hour.

All my investments in REITs, damn shiok lah the yield.

It's diabetes. Ants are attracted to sweet things than salty things. Especially after you urine and forgotten to flush.
 
Congratulations. You may have diabetes. I hope your REITS dividends can pay for your insulin.

In time pieces of your legs will drop off and followed by bits of your langjeow as well.
Tongue will remain intact for you to moan and groan you no longer can fuck.
 
In time pieces of your legs will drop off and followed by bits of your langjeow as well.
Tongue will remain intact for you to moan and groan you no longer can fuck.

Welcome back bro, you made your peace with boss?
 
Do you guys maintain and service your "kuku birdy"?
Need to change "engine oil" once a while?
 
Why didn't the ants nibble your kuku head? Then wouldn't it feel like a blowjob?
 
Please take care.u had a growth in u.
Check for prostate cancer.or maybe cervical cancer.
go for early screening.can check for hiv as well.
There is a 3in 1 package
 
Welcome back bro, you made your peace with boss?

I actually found life is shiok and good and betterer outside SBF.

Go try that and you will agree and might not even bother with this place but some of the jokes here are good.
 
The ants might be able to cure those painful balls too. :D
 
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