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How you can finally withdraw all your cpf?????

Depends on how desperate they want to keep the money for you. If its "unnatural" I suppose yes. That way they keep it for a longer time before paying the full amount out.
Are you saying that if someone's birthday is 1 Oct and he dies of "unnatural cause" on 1 March, he will have to wait until I Oct before he can withdraw his CPF?
 
They may as well say that there's no payout at all if someone dies an "unnatural death".
It will give people an incentive to die "natuarally". ;)

Depends on how desperate they want to keep the money for you. If its "unnatural" I suppose yes. That way they keep it for a longer time before paying the full amount out.
 
On top of that the definition for "natural" and "unnatural " can be changed so as to limit the amount of payout given. I better stop giving the PAP more ideas now.

They may as well say that there's no payout at all if someone dies an "unnatural death".
It will give people an incentive to die "natuarally". ;)
 
One last one.

It's only considered "natural" if you die on your own bed surrounded by at least 20 of your "loved ones".

"Ho See", as Pinky would call it and his father and all those with pappy mentality would keechiu and agree.

LOL ................... LOL

On top of that the definition for "natural" and "unnatural " can be changed so as to limit the amount of payout given. I better stop giving the PAP more ideas now.
 
wonder the old bastard has cpf account and where are his illgotten gains stashed???.
 
So one must kill himself/ herself in order to get back all their hard earned monies, simi LJ cuntry is this?
 
That is an interesting question, does minister have CPF accounts? If so is it in additional of the reported salary? Or included?

wonder the old bastard has cpf account and where are his illgotten gains stashed???.
 
That is an interesting question, does minister have CPF accounts? If so is it in additional of the reported salary? Or included?

Of course they have, remember zorro toothpickman's comment about reading his own cpf statement?
 
What is the use of withdrawing your CPF when you are already a corpse? It makes sense only to withdraw CPF when you are alive and kicking and able to spend that money on whatever that fancies you.

Tell that to LKY....already in 90% corpse-state with probably billions in his bank account.
 
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