How to tell them apart - local keling and Ganges stinking foreign trash?

[syed putra]

local keling got chinese or malay girl friend at one time or another. But if they see you with an indian girl, they will come and kachau.

 

[Fishypie]

LocaL ones enjoy Chinese b'fast Like che cheong fun, Lor mai Kai; & tapau Chap chai png for their Lunches..
..not forgetting eating out at Zhi char staLLs for dinner..

 

[streetsmart73]

See a Keling, make a small chat with him.. Tell him Sundramoorthy is a good coach and Terry Pathmanathan is a good captain during his playing days..

If the Keling ask whether Sundramoorthy is a cricket coach and Pathmanathan was formerly a cricket Captain then that means that Keling is not a local but a trash from shithole India..

hi there


1. bro, my take.
2. if the ah neh literally smells bad, foreign material.
3. lesser smell, local produce!
4.

 

[Cestbon]

Talk to them in Malay.............

Some FT indian live in SG 10 year or more will also able to speak simple Malay if they mix/have Malays friend.

 

[Fook Seng]

Some FT indian live in SG 10 year or more will also able to speak simple Malay if they mix/have Malays friend.

But still like cricket more than soccer.

 

[shelltox]

Talk to them in Malay.............

of course, local smells better, lol

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

Talk to them in Malay.............

Local keling carry tissue paper packets. Its one of their popular ways of chope-ing tables. FT Keling don't even wipe their ass after shitting

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

Just say KNNBCCB to them. Local Indians will whack you while FT will just smile at you

This one is best. My platoon keling friend during NS time can even speak better hokkein than some wannabe youngster ah bengs these days