how to sabotage Nuisance Ah beng cars?

[eQuipment]

give the ah-beng a combo lesson that will burn a hole thru his wallet into his karchng.

1. stuff as many banana or potato up the exhaust, make sure goes all the way in
2. stuff tiny tacks into all 4 tyre tube pipes & refasten the tyre tube caps, so it deflates as its on the move
3. spread generous amount of fresh squized lime juice on windscreen & rear window. will crack under hot mid-day sun
4. spray paint onto side view mirrors, so he gotta check blindspots all the way to the workshop
5. superglue windsreen wipers to the windscreen
6. generous amount of lubricants on all 4 brake skins
7. superglue door lever
8. paste industrial putty to seal gaps between doors
9. remove license plate number
10. spray paint on rear brake lights

 

[jimmyfallon]

this is a really nasty one and it will take effect 24 hours later.

Connect a straw to a funnel. Poke the end of the straw into the radiator air-intake grill at the front of the car. Pour 1 or 2 fresh eggs into the grill via the funnel and straw. After a few days, the car's interior will stink like cest pool and the driver will not know what hit him.

 

[jimmyfallon]

I know of a real-life sabotage attack on one of these jokers when I was younger.. someone threw SH*T on the offensive car. Owner kowbehkowbu in the wee morning hours. Most of the flat dwellers were more amused and happy than angry at his outburst

put shit in a brown paper bag on top of the car and set it on fire... =)

 

[Royston46]

Pee on his car???

 

[Frankiestine]

Pee on his car???

that we have to get clinton666 who is the running dog resident of this forum..

 

[Royston46]

that we have to get clinton666 who is the running dog resident of this forum..

Him har???

He so busy trading CITI shares getting rich, where got time to go pee?

 

[mengzai]

get 2 jack, jacked up the car, replaced 4 rims with stock rim.... but need to do it fast lilke F1... hahaha...

 

[denzuko1]

My father taught me this. However, I haven't try this before.

Unscrew the cover of the vent for the tyres, put a pebble in and then fasten the cover back. You will find the car tyre losing pressure as the car moves.

 

[Royston46]

My father taught me this. However, I haven't try this before.

Unscrew the cover of the vent for the tyres, put a pebble in and then fasten the cover back. You will find the car tyre losing pressure as the car moves.

Clever idea!

Make sure the pebble is small enough, it will depress the air-vent to release tire pressure for the car when on the move..

Soon the mileage obtained for the car will be worse, 4 km per litre and the movement of the car will appear sluggish...

LOL!

 

[Cestbon]

The idea must have great impact on the car and using min. time. Best is less than 10sec.

 

[nextinfidel]

>>> that all the chios dig such a racerboy image...<<<<

racerboy? as if these bengs are some Kimi Raikkonen or Lewis Hamilton.
but look closer and you see all are mountain of debts.

was withdrawing money from ATM 2 days ago, came on this receipt lying on top of the ATM machine....withdraw $30, balance $17.

 

[Hans168]

1) Take a long flat tip screwdriver (about 300-500mm in length)
2) Sharpen tip into a knife edge.
3) Walk up to said car
4) stick screwdriver into radiator, aiming for the pipe running within the radiator.
5) Use hammer to knock gently until radiator stars to leak.

Driver drives recklessly the next day, revving motor like no tomorrow, doesn't notice radiator temp does not climb up. Suddenly, car pistons seize up due to massive engine hemorrhage, car spins out of control, driver dies.

If driver survives crash, car will be inspected for illegal modifications, insurance is voided, gets his ass used off for max liability.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I dun want to be your enemy!!!!

 

[Hans168]

poodle only interested if Chee SOON JUAN is involved

 

[nextinfidel]

yes of course, the 2nd oldest trick in the book (1st would be scratching with the key). spray paint his car. what to write?? O$P$. saw it once in stomp. a black mitsub lancer in the MCP. whole car vandalise. windshields, windows, rims, tyres, all exteriors.

 

[Frankiestine]

Let the air out of his four wheels....like that have to towed car to petrol station to pump air...minimum damage maximum inconvenience..