how to be president of singapore and make $4M a year

[leetahbar]

Here are some suggestions to beccome president:-

1) First you must be a President’s Scholar, else what associateship do you have?

2) Second you must have lived in a Palace or at least a Presidential suite, else how to claim you have experience to stay in Presidential housing?

3) Thirdly, you must have performed on a President’s Charity show, else where is your showmanship?

4) Fourthly, you must not have been a President before, else you are taking up precious space meant for new talent;

5) Lastly, you must have worked in the Press before, else the spelling association is not there - see how nice from press to president.

Try. You may succeed. Start living in a palace. And one day, you can be president.

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[ivebert]

Here are some suggestions to beccome president:-

1) First you must be a President’s Scholar, else what associateship do you have?

No

First of all

You must NOT be a Sinkie Local Trash

Read my signature for clarification

 

[zeddy]

6: You must have strong arms to carry babies in public events.., waving at the crowd during NDPs...cutting ribbons to officiate opening ceremonies....

 

[leetahbar]

leetahsar Says:

being the president of sgp is the best job in the entire universe. it’s better than striking TOTO superjackpot. if u r president here, u strike the jackpot at least 4 times a year and every year for the next 5 yrs.
what does a sgp president do? well, practically not very much. he get to be chauffered in big limousine and have the best seat in NDP without going for the balloting of tickets.
anything he paints with a brush would be sold in million$. though loaded with million$, he graces charity affairs and painstakingly garner the million$.
as president, u get all the fine food and wines - nothing but the best served. u get to travel in lst class and don’t ve to pay a single cent. don’t forget all the lst class personalised services he shall be getting.
as president, u could also play drunk and squeeze some other countries’ lst ladies’tits. oops!! that one overdone. CENSORED!!

 

[leetahbar]

being the president of sgp is the best job in the entire universe. it’s better than striking TOTO superjackpot. if u r president here, u strike the jackpot at least 4 times a year and every year for the next 5 yrs.

by the way, in order to strike TOTO, one must buy the tickets lst. probably u would have to pay or invest quite substantitally b4 even striking minimum 4#s to get $30.

being sgp president, u don't even ve to pay for the TOTO tickets. yep! not even 50c and u get all the cool TOTO SUPERJACKPOT as the sole winner at least 4 times every year for the next 5 yrs .

cool! start trying and motivating ur kids to be the next future singapore president - THE BEST JOB IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

 

[halsey02]

being the president of sgp is the best job in the entire universe. it’s better than striking TOTO superjackpot. if u r president here, u strike the jackpot at least 4 times a year and every year for the next 5 yrs.

by the way, in order to strike TOTO, one must buy the tickets lst. probably u would have to pay or invest quite substantitally b4 even striking minimum 4#s to get $30.

being sgp president, u don't even ve to pay for the TOTO tickets. yep! not even 50c and u get all the cool TOTO SUPERJACKPOT as the sole winner at least 4 times every year for the next 5 yrs .

cool! start trying and motivating ur kids to be the next future singapore president - THE BEST JOB IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

The only application that you have to go personally, ( to where? election office) collect the forms; for 4 million a year..worth it!

 

[streetsmart73]

Here are some suggestions to beccome president:-

1) First you must be a President’s Scholar, else what associateship do you have?

2) Second you must have lived in a Palace or at least a Presidential suite, else how to claim you have experience to stay in Presidential housing?

3) Thirdly, you must have performed on a President’s Charity show, else where is your showmanship?

4) Fourthly, you must not have been a President before, else you are taking up precious space meant for new talent;

5) Lastly, you must have worked in the Press before, else the spelling association is not there - see how nice from press to president.

Try. You may succeed. Start living in a palace. And one day, you can be president.

http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2011/06/...campaign=Feed:+mrbrownshow+(the+mrbrown+show)

hi there


1. no offence! just drop your "recommendations".
2. abolish the useful portfolio!
3. save 4 mil at least per annum.

 

[johnny333]

The only application that you have to go personally, ( to where? election office) collect the forms; for 4 million a year..worth it!

No lah, you only need the ok of the Last Leaf of Spore

 

[steffychun]

Nathan was no scholar--he was a failed SID negotiator that led terrorist free

 

[leetahbar]

whatever prataman is good for, it's all PR by the media. the rumour that once he was working for the japs during WW2 to nap sgp rebels still awaits to be verified.