How to be a good CHC Christian

[Confuseous]

8. Regularly quote Kong Hee. This will impress other CHC’ers of your “Biblical” knowledge, even if you do not know squat about theology.

9. Believe in all Kong Hee’s, or CHC guest’s revelations, regardless of how silly they may seem. Even if you do not believe in them, just pretend, same as everybody else.

10. Abandon all sound reason and critical thinking. This is imperative. It is not possible to become an honest CHC member if you question Kong Hee’s teachings with reason or scepticism. This would be the fastest way for you to become a “backslider”.

11. Smile a lot to everyone you see. Say you love them even when you hate them. You must pretend at all costs, to love your worst enemies even if it kills them in the end. This is even more valid towards NCC and FCBC members. See also next point.

- http://yauming.blogspot.sg/2013/09/how-to-be-chc-christian-by-james-tan.html

 

[Asterix]

Actually quite similar to that Leninist style Lightning Party:

8. Regularly quote Kong Hee. This will impress other CHC’ers of your “Biblical” knowledge, even if you do not know squat about theology.

Regularly quote the Old Fart, his speeches, books, etc. However please be smart enough not to quote speeches made before 1959 when the PAP was in the Opposition and needed to pretend to be on the left when actually they are ultra right.

9. Believe in all Kong Hee’s, or CHC guest’s revelations, regardless of how silly they may seem. Even if you do not believe in them, just pretend, same as everybody else.

Believe in revelations from Old Fart and other leaders of that Lightning, even if you do not believe in them. Like "increase GST to help the poor", "graduate mothers are better and the rest should get sterilised", etc

10. Abandon all sound reason and critical thinking. This is imperative. It is not possible to become an honest CHC member if you question Kong Hee’s teachings with reason or scepticism. This would be the fastest way for you to become a “backslider”.

If you criticise the Lightning's failed policies then you must be a bad apple, anti-Singapore, have ulterior motive, blah, blah, blah ... And please don't be so dumb as to ask to see the books of TemaSICK and GIC.

11. Smile a lot to everyone you see. Say you love them even when you hate them. You must pretend at all costs, to love your worst enemies even if it kills them in the end. This is even more valid towards NCC and FCBC members. See also next point.

This one easy lah. When the Old Fart says he will rise from the grave if he senses that Sinkieland is not moving in the right direction, you must join the crowd and clap loudly!

- http://yauming.blogspot.sg/2013/09/how-to-be-chc-christian-by-james-tan.html[/QUOTE]

 

[Leongsam]

10. Abandon all sound reason and critical thinking.

This applies to ANY dumbfuck religion.

 

[tanwahtiu]

quite interesting here, what is kingdom of God, kingdom of heaven and kingdom of wealth.

In the bible it often mentioned kingdom of God, Kingdom of heaven but the new one is kingdom of Wealth.

Kingdom of God means God rein into earth and destroy bad people and protect his people under his control.

Kingdom of heaven is where God resides.... wwith plenty of mansions in his villages for his people...... John 14:2

Kingdom of wealth is in Singapore creator is LKY ...