Good job my fellow Chinese dog. We chinks are worthless in the eyes of the superior french.
Chinese dogs who have watched this video can definitely learn
"How not to be a Chinese Tourist" when in France.
It's very easy actually. Below are the 10 Commandments on how not to be mistaken as a Chink tourist:
1. Never admit that you are a Chink regardless of the race or ethnicity of the person who is asking. For example, if a Chink asks you if you're Chinese, tell him/her "NO, I'm not Chinese." If a French asks you "Vous etes Chinois?", tell him "Non, Je ne pas Chinois."
2. Never shit and/or pee in public.
3. Never spit and/or pick your nose in public.
4. Never talk loudly in public.
5. Never go to the section that specifically serves the Chink tourists inside those luxury department/boutique stores when shopping.
6. Don't eat at Chinese restaurants and/or visit Chinatown.
7. Say "Bonjour" when greeting someone during the day and "Bonsoir" during the evening.
8. Say "S'il vous plait" when asking for favor or anything and "Merci" when receiving favor or anything of value.
9. Say "Au Revoir et A bientot" or "Au Revoir et Bonne journee" or "Au Revoir et Bonne nuit" before leaving.
10. Have a good dress sense like the French. Don't dress like a tourist from China.
As you can see from the above list, it's quite easy not to be mistaken as a Chink tourist. You may even be mistaken as a locally born civilized Asian-French with good manner and taste if you can speak enough French to get by.
