Last night I ran into the toilet and dumped a load of crap but realised there was something still tickling my anus
It was a large worm! So I took a closer look at the crap in the toilet bowl and saw there were LARGE worms
I thought the digestive acid will kill anything but apparently the worms were healthy
I put on a plastic glove and pulled the worm out of my arse and named it Henry (after Thierry Henry)
I took the worm, put it in a plastic bag and showed it to the polyclinic doctor
She laughed, saying it was a roundworm, common in the Philippines where she comes from, especially in children
She was quite surprised when I told her I ate a lot of papayas because papayas are known to destroy the worms
Anyway I suffered no discomfort but Henry is still alive in a plastic container
What should I do with Henry since it knows me intimately having been in my arse?
It was a large worm! So I took a closer look at the crap in the toilet bowl and saw there were LARGE worms
I thought the digestive acid will kill anything but apparently the worms were healthy
I put on a plastic glove and pulled the worm out of my arse and named it Henry (after Thierry Henry)
I took the worm, put it in a plastic bag and showed it to the polyclinic doctor
She laughed, saying it was a roundworm, common in the Philippines where she comes from, especially in children
She was quite surprised when I told her I ate a lot of papayas because papayas are known to destroy the worms
Anyway I suffered no discomfort but Henry is still alive in a plastic container
What should I do with Henry since it knows me intimately having been in my arse?
