Horny Water Hose Lim busted - One less poster boy convert for CHC or CCC

[mscitw]

Transmodified from hxxp://sg.news.yahoo.com/ex-scdf-chief-peter-lim-found-guilty-in-sex-for-contracts-case-074038943.html

Former Peasantpore Water Hose (SCDF) chief Horny Peter Lim Sin Pang was found guilty after a lengthy Stalinist Show Trial on Friday. He is now acknowledged as corrupt and horny in the sex-for-contracts trial against him.

Wise peasants knew Horny Lim will be busted because unlike the CNB Horny Ng Ah Gay, he has no state secrets to bargain with the regime. In addition, sharp peasants noted Horny Lim's wife has already deserted him before the trial started.

The Kangaroo Court entertained peasants with Lim's horny deeds with slut Angie Pang Chor Mui, 49, on 2 May 2010. The Kangaroo Judge had received Ruler Loong's secret decree and will surely proclaim Lim and Pang guilty in exchanging business interests of equipment supplier Hot Rod Engineering for oral sex. Slut Pang was then general manager of Hot Rod Engineering.

Kangaroo Hamidah Ibrahim, who is pleased to be of service to Ruler Loong, knew it was a God sent opportunity for her to prove her loyalty to Ruler Loong. She happily took the moral ground, saying it was "downright bizarre and ridiculous" for Horny Lim to say he did not know it was wrong to engage in oral sex with Slut Pang considering he had worked as a regime lackey for 300 full moons." Yet she was quiet when Patrick Tan styled himself as a military scientist to evade physical demands of this scaled down MOCC.

The Kangaroo also questioned Horny Lim's credibility, noting that horny dicks cannot be trusted and Horny Lim's language games with the Corrupt Bureau Fixers' wasted time and money(CPIB).

Horny Lim looked resigned to his sorry fate as he has no dirty state secrets to strike a deal with Ruler Loong. To be a successful corrupt courtier in Peasantpore, it is better to know some state secrets to get some 'get out of jail' cards.

During the trial in March, Horny Lim adopted the French Defence and claimed said he consented to oral sex with Slut Pang after she begged "pitifully" for a quickie. In addition, he claimed he had met with the slut with the intention to fuck her hard and rough. The oral sex, he said, was a starter.

To quash the Horny Lim's French Defence, the Kangaroo used the 'You think I stupid' attack and said Horny Lim was undoubtedly the initiator of the oral sex as he had directed Slut Pang to his hot rod.

Poor Horny Lim, for wasting Ruler Loong's time, he now faces up to 60 full moons' of free curry rice in Changi. It is unlikely CHC or CCC will be able to employ him for their 'New Born X'tian' campaign.

 

[chootchiew]

Thank you for the post and please have a legend for the article.

 

[halsey02]

Was it CHECKMATE! or Check the mate??

 

[laksaboy]

Didn't one horny guy give his testimony at CHC?


[video=youtube;yqFjY-omxyg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqFjY-omxyg[/video]

 

[mscitw]

If you want to be a corrupt courtier, you better have some state secrets to give you a 'get out of jail' card.

Back to typical marketing tricks of charismatic churches. Note the use of down and out guys to evoke sympathy. Good examples are Horny Jack Arse Neo, Greedy Chew Chor Meng.

The sob stories are indispensable, they are designed to make the angels weep. Some favouring are added in using tales to darken and demonise pagan practices. The aim will be used to fuel hatred for pagans or dismiss Asiatic pagans as low end infidels.

Next the killer move is delivered using some mumbo jumbo 'feel good' conversion that made the 'deluded' see the light in kowtowing another foreign deity. Claims will be made e.g. miracle cures, sudden turn around in financial situations etc.

Next the head of the pack, the Bastard e.g. Ronny Tan will take the centre stage, and reinforce belief in the newly adopted faith. He probably start by citing some parables in from a badly translated version of the Torah or sprout some paragraphs from the revisionist sequels. As usual, the Jewish Satan, rebranded as the Bad Boy Devil may be invoked to cow the doubting Thomas into silence.

What the hack? All Peasantpore charismatic churches are reusing the same marketing ploys that are proven to work in Uncle Sam to fleece gullible local peasants. Ronny Tan or Kong Hee, whatever they call themselves are nothing but a bunch of feudal lords that prey on Asiatic peasants to enrich their own families. The Anglo-Saxons, wary of the corrupt Catholic Church and decadent Protestant cults have deserted the faith in droves, only the dumbo Asiatics and Africans are making up for the losses.