The Shit Times paint a rosy picture of Ruler Loong's exhortation to stupid peasants. They crowed by if Peasants obey Ruler Loong's decrees and perform 5 pious kowtows to him daily, those acts will secure them homes, hearts and hope.
Let us delve further to see whether this applies only to selected castes and foreigners within Peasantpore.
Crown Prince Lee Hongyi will be a good example. He has it all. A nice home paid for by his Gecko Kwa Grandma who amassed unnatural wealth that Buffet will find queer. Most peasants are pigeonhole leasees while only 5% of the island's populations are truly home owners. Prince Lee Hongyi is one of them, by virtue of emerging from the correct loins, he has assured himself of a nice home when returns home from another hope that most peasants dream of....a state sponsored scholarship.
Hope, or probably fat hope to most peasants is a common word. Most peasants who claim they have a nice idea or should be teleported to Uncle Sam during their National Serfship should be told 'fat hope'. Not for the hopeless Patrick Tan, scion of Phony Tan and distant cousin of Ruler Loong. His military commanders probably KBKB they have to nanny him full time and they will be sent to Pulau Hantu as the island's keeper if Patrick broke a nail during his training. Well those baboons certainly know what Patrick and Phony hope for...a get of out NS card in the form of an ingenious Miltary Scientist assignment. For those Mindef baboons, they certainly know how to fulfill hopes despite telling other peasants that Mindef is fair and above board....in their wet dreams, they neglect to mention.
The same 3Hs applies to favoured foreigners, the rich PRC pandas know it best. Ma Chi is a perfect example. He has a home, paid for thanks to his dubious wealth. The hope comes from the regime's assurances that his ill gotten wealth will be safe in Peasantpore since many Indonesians are accorded the same boons since the 60s. He certainly has a black heart like all PRC Pandas who lord over their serfs back in Commie land, except while enjoying a blow job from his KTV hostess, he forgot to remind his minders to ensure the lights turned green while he raced and the rest is history.
Who could forget French waiter Tan, the former Water Resource Perm Sec? He who paid 40,000 peanuts to be a waiter in a french restaurant. He certain has a home, paid for by the regime's millionaire minions scheme. He certain cherish the hope of working in a french eating house as a servant and has the generosity of the heart to pay the french 40k. He certainly has the 3Hs and less the common sense to be discreet while peasants are baying for blood over highly paid lackeys or minions.
Let us delve further to see whether this applies only to selected castes and foreigners within Peasantpore.
Crown Prince Lee Hongyi will be a good example. He has it all. A nice home paid for by his Gecko Kwa Grandma who amassed unnatural wealth that Buffet will find queer. Most peasants are pigeonhole leasees while only 5% of the island's populations are truly home owners. Prince Lee Hongyi is one of them, by virtue of emerging from the correct loins, he has assured himself of a nice home when returns home from another hope that most peasants dream of....a state sponsored scholarship.
Hope, or probably fat hope to most peasants is a common word. Most peasants who claim they have a nice idea or should be teleported to Uncle Sam during their National Serfship should be told 'fat hope'. Not for the hopeless Patrick Tan, scion of Phony Tan and distant cousin of Ruler Loong. His military commanders probably KBKB they have to nanny him full time and they will be sent to Pulau Hantu as the island's keeper if Patrick broke a nail during his training. Well those baboons certainly know what Patrick and Phony hope for...a get of out NS card in the form of an ingenious Miltary Scientist assignment. For those Mindef baboons, they certainly know how to fulfill hopes despite telling other peasants that Mindef is fair and above board....in their wet dreams, they neglect to mention.
The same 3Hs applies to favoured foreigners, the rich PRC pandas know it best. Ma Chi is a perfect example. He has a home, paid for thanks to his dubious wealth. The hope comes from the regime's assurances that his ill gotten wealth will be safe in Peasantpore since many Indonesians are accorded the same boons since the 60s. He certainly has a black heart like all PRC Pandas who lord over their serfs back in Commie land, except while enjoying a blow job from his KTV hostess, he forgot to remind his minders to ensure the lights turned green while he raced and the rest is history.
Who could forget French waiter Tan, the former Water Resource Perm Sec? He who paid 40,000 peanuts to be a waiter in a french restaurant. He certain has a home, paid for by the regime's millionaire minions scheme. He certain cherish the hope of working in a french eating house as a servant and has the generosity of the heart to pay the french 40k. He certainly has the 3Hs and less the common sense to be discreet while peasants are baying for blood over highly paid lackeys or minions.
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