In one of the most nauseating defense of the regime, Penang Laksa aka Black Heart Holy Cow extorts the virtues of the regime by praising each of their anti-peasants' policies. Reading his interview is akin to reading a Red Guards manifesto.
Holy Penang Cow says Ruler Loong and his minions have no choice but to implement evil policies during slowdowns to ensure Ruler Loong has enough resources to tolerate Ho Jinx's spending and free scholarships for his children.
For example, Ruler Loong's idea to tax the poor to help the poor is a masterpiece. The same idea can be used by using cheap foreign labour to replace expensive and lazy indigenous labour. Despite con factors, peasants' wage depression, overcrowding and occasional scandals involving foreigners e.g. PRC Panda Ma Chi, the elite lackeys and minions are enjoying benefits.
For example, Holy Cow makes a million a year. He lives in a bungalow and the concept of shrinking pigeonhole does not apply to him. In fact, he is so rich that he can easily buy private apartments and cars for his children while other peasants ballot for public pigeonholes.
Congestion is not a problem because his junior pal, Sailor Lui ensured the green lights for his entourage daily. In addition, there is little risk of PRC Pandas crashing his car as he need not work overtime.
It does not stop there, overcrowding has no effect on Cow because there is no need to queue as his minders will ensure merchants replenish his daily needs.
In addition, he has little foreign competition because he only face useless bums every 4 years during procedural erections, remember how he fool the peasants in 2006 with immediate Means Testing.
It is small wonder with such perks that Holy Cow has that Buddhist calm.
Holy Penang Cow says Ruler Loong and his minions have no choice but to implement evil policies during slowdowns to ensure Ruler Loong has enough resources to tolerate Ho Jinx's spending and free scholarships for his children.
For example, Ruler Loong's idea to tax the poor to help the poor is a masterpiece. The same idea can be used by using cheap foreign labour to replace expensive and lazy indigenous labour. Despite con factors, peasants' wage depression, overcrowding and occasional scandals involving foreigners e.g. PRC Panda Ma Chi, the elite lackeys and minions are enjoying benefits.
For example, Holy Cow makes a million a year. He lives in a bungalow and the concept of shrinking pigeonhole does not apply to him. In fact, he is so rich that he can easily buy private apartments and cars for his children while other peasants ballot for public pigeonholes.
Congestion is not a problem because his junior pal, Sailor Lui ensured the green lights for his entourage daily. In addition, there is little risk of PRC Pandas crashing his car as he need not work overtime.
It does not stop there, overcrowding has no effect on Cow because there is no need to queue as his minders will ensure merchants replenish his daily needs.
In addition, he has little foreign competition because he only face useless bums every 4 years during procedural erections, remember how he fool the peasants in 2006 with immediate Means Testing.
It is small wonder with such perks that Holy Cow has that Buddhist calm.
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