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被門夾到手指腫成球 他驚卡通沒騙人

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2020年9月18日 週五 下午3:45 [GMT+8]·2 分鐘 (閱讀時間)


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今(18)日有網友在臉書「爆廢公社二館」指出,「手指被門夾腫了,原來動畫裡的不是騙人的」,照片中只見原PO左手食指又紅又腫,指尖變成圓球狀;原PO也拿經典卡通《湯姆貓與傑利鼠》的片段做比對,相似度超高。
手指被門夾到腫成球。(圖/翻攝自爆廢公社二館臉書)

手指被門夾到腫成球。(圖/翻攝自爆廢公社二館臉書)
網友看了笑翻,「我失去同理心了,我只知道很好笑」、「笑死,居然跟湯姆貓同款手指」、「我想問…這樣還能開指紋鎖嗎?」「真的我也一直以為這是動畫騙人的!你創新我三觀了」、「ET的手也是長這樣」、「你哭著對我說,動畫裡都不是騙人的」、「雖然很同情…但是太有喜感了吧」。
跟卡通演的一模一樣。(圖/翻攝自爆廢公社二館臉書)

跟卡通演的一模一樣。(圖/翻攝自爆廢公社二館臉書)
還有人開玩笑說,「從明天開始,我每天都要用車門夾10下男友的下體」、「我有個大膽的想法」、「不考慮還沒消腫前兼職一下av界?」「趕快再去用門夾那裡,女朋友會愛死你」。
也有網友分享,「我懂!我也腫過」、「血管爆開,我以前也有,之後手指會比較大隻」、「這個可以腫好久…腫過兩次」、「我懂你,昨天我也剛經歷了撞到立刻腫起來,認真覺得卡通動畫不是騙人的」。
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  • The finger was swollen into a ball by the door
    Sanli News
    Friday, September 18, 2020 3:45 PM [GMT+8] 2 minutes (reading time)

    Life Center/Reported by Zhong Huiyu

    Today (18), a netizen pointed out in the Facebook "Second Hall of the Boost Commune", "Finger was swollen by the door clip. It turns out that the animation is not a lie." In the photo, only the index finger of the original PO left hand was red and swollen. The tip turns into a spherical shape; the original PO also compares clips from the classic cartoon "Talking Tom and Jerry Mouse", which is very similar.
    The finger was caught by the door and swollen into a ball. (Photo/Retrieved from the Facebook page of the Second Building of the Abandoned Commune)
    Finger was caught by the door and swollen into a ball. (Photo/Retrieved from the Facebook page of the Second Building of the Abandoned Commune)

    Netizens read and laughed, "I have lost empathy, I just know it's funny", "Laughing, I actually have the same finger as Tom Cat", "I want to ask...Can I still open the fingerprint lock like this?" I have always thought that this is an animation deceiving! You have innovated my three views", "ET’s hands look like this", "You cried and said to me that animations are not deceptive", "Although I am sympathetic …But I feel so happy.”
    It's exactly the same as the cartoon. (Photo/Retrieved from the Facebook page of the Second Building of the Abandoned Commune)
    It's exactly the same as the cartoon. (Photo/Retrieved from the Facebook page of the Second Building of the Abandoned Commune)

    Others joked, "From tomorrow, I will use the car door to clamp 10 boyfriend's genitals every day", "I have a bold idea", "I don't think about it, I will work part-time in the AV industry before the swelling?" Go there with the door clip, your girlfriend will love you to death."

    Some netizens also shared, "I understand! I have swollen too", "The blood vessels burst open. I have had it before. Afterwards, my fingers will be bigger", "This can be swollen for a long time... I have swollen twice", "I understand you, yesterday I I just swelled up after I hit it, and I seriously feel that cartoon animation is not a lie."

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