HIIT & Brazilian

Claire

Claire

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I hate HIIT. The thought of it makes me nauseous the night before.

In the morning, lugging myself from home to gym, i feel indisposed. Midway through, I want to surrender.

Strangely, moments into completing, I declare I love HIIT!!!

"Best workout regime".
"Good for my heart".
"Awesome toned arms, stomach and legs.".​

Like an eager beaver, I proclaim to anyone and everyone who compliment my toned, yet curvylicious physique.

Now, I feel exactly the same for my regular Brazilian session this evening.

For Jesus sake, who invented the damn word "Brazilian" for removal of unsightly chitsu hair!

Definitely a thick headed man!

If anyone look at a satellite image of Brazil, it's a thick jungle, inundated by untamed virgin rainforests!

The whole damn Brazil is synonymous with gorilla salad!

Definitely not a bald chitsu!!!

Enough of protest and grumbling.

If I go on like this, I would end up like a shrewish aunty.

Start thinking of the reward.

Compliments from the men whom I had previous intimacies.

Think of DIY pleasures with a bald chitsu.

Ok. Feels better.

Worth the intimidating ordeal at the esthetic clinic this evening.

Bare it all to the talkative esthetician who will without fail, exclaim "Wow! It's so smooth!" after the ordeal.

Maybe I should muddle jumble her brains later.

I shall ask her to leave a tiny strip or a small triangle at the front!
 
Hi Claire, may I know what pattern you opt for today?

I am just curious.

I have no ulterior motives.

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Landing strip, diamond, triangle or bald. Those are my favorites. I like a woman who knows how to keep herself tidy and neat. As for me, I am well-groomed, thanks to my gfs and FBs.
 
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glockman said:
Landing strip, diamond, triangle or bald. Those are my favorites. I like a woman who knows how to keep yourself tidy and neat. As for me, I am well-groomed, thanks to my gfs and FBs.
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then if the charboh is a virgin, what is good haircut style?
 
glockman said:
Yeah, she's a mad one, really unhinged and scary.
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As usual your fake ignore button is not working. You the fake in everything from fake ignore to fake rich man just can’t pass up the chance to accuse me mad to cover up your crimes.
 
kaninabuchaojibye said:
then if the charboh is a virgin, what is good haircut style?
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If underaged, no need for haircut since no hair has grown yet.

These days, only underaged near guaranteed chance of being a virgin. Most are deflowered in their mid-teens. The mobile and social media era is full of temptations, youthful hormones cannot resist.
 
Just pour kerosene on your pube and light a fire down there. The naturally shaven abalone will also have a wok-hei smell like those old-school hor-fun !

 
glockman said:
Landing strip, diamond, triangle or bald. Those are my favorites. I like a woman who knows how to keep yourself tidy and neat. As for me, I am well-groomed, thanks to my gfs and FBs.
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Hate those Hitler/Chaplin pubes. Some women are just so fascist !
 
Claire said:
I hate HIIT. The thought of it makes me nauseous the night before.

In the morning, lugging myself from home to gym, i feel indisposed. Midway through, I want to surrender.

Strangely, moments into completing, I declare I love HIIT!!!

"Best workout regime".
"Good for my heart".
"Awesome toned arms, stomach and legs.".​

Like an eager beaver, I proclaim to anyone and everyone who compliment my toned, yet curvylicious physique.

Now, I feel exactly the same for my regular Brazilian session this evening.

For Jesus sake, who invented the damn word "Brazilian" for removal of unsightly chitsu hair!

Definitely a thick headed man!

If anyone look at a satellite image of Brazil, it's a thick jungle, inundated by untamed virgin rainforests!

The whole damn Brazil is synonymous with gorilla salad!

Definitely not a bald chitsu!!!

Enough of protest and grumbling.

If I go on like this, I would end up like a shrewish aunty.

Start thinking of the reward.

Compliments from the men whom I had previous intimacies.

Think of DIY pleasures with a bald chitsu.

Ok. Feels better.

Worth the intimidating ordeal at the esthetic clinic this evening.

Bare it all to the talkative esthetician who will without fail, exclaim "Wow! It's so smooth!" after the ordeal.

Maybe I should muddle jumble her brains later.

I shall ask her to leave a tiny strip or a small triangle at the front!
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what about a moustache down under? i know, it will be no. but if you wish to spook a manly man, that’ll not only turn him off but also destroy his mental health forever. your soulmate, however, will “brush” it off, laugh out loud, and love you more.
 
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Don't shave it off. Keep them growing JAV style.
 
ginfreely said:
As usual your fake ignore button is not working. You the fake in everything from fake ignore to fake rich man just can’t pass up the chance to accuse me mad to cover up your crimes.
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u got do brazilian like clare or just leave it to grow since u r virgin and no one going to see it except yourself?
 
kaninabuchaojibye said:
u got do brazilian like clare or just leave it to grow since u r virgin and no one going to see it except yourself?
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You are obviously low class sinkie that think you are entitled to ask me private question that is none of your business.
 
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