Help me understand this statement issued by Sinkie government agency

[dr.wailing]

I still haven't fully understood some statements made by various ministars, government agencies in the past, statements such as:

1. Inflation is high but core inflation is low
2. No job discrimination in Sinkieland; it's all a misunderstanding
3. Public transport and HDB flats are not expensive; they're affordable
4. No flooding in Orchard Road; it's ponding
5. University of Mumbai is a reputable university

Today on page B1 of The Straits Times, the NEA is reported to have said:

The number of dengue cases has declined by about a third but the number of breeding spots for the Aedes mosquitoes that may potentially carry the dengue virus has increased by 80%.

My question is: on what do the 80% increase of Aedes mosquitoes feed on?

I've an IQ of about 62. Can someone explain to me in plainest English what the NEA is telling us?

 

[enterprise2]

The worst is all those economic data like GDPs, Non oil exports ... One day they say slow down, next day they say record rebound!! How to believe and trusts!!

 

[mojito]

More jobless sinkies idling at home swatting mosquitos all day long. At least they are making themselves useful.

 

[BuiKia]

I think its like saying the number of HIV carriers detected has declined but the number of gays and prostitutes in the country has increased by 80%.

The number of dengue cases has declined by about a third but the number of breeding spots for the Aedes mosquitoes that may potentially carry the dengue virus has increased by 80%.

My question is: on what do the 80% increase of Aedes mosquitoes feed on?

I've an IQ of about 62. Can someone explain to me in plainest English what the NEA is telling us?

 

[eatshitndie]

"your chances of contracting dengue have been reduced even though there is an increase in the number of mosquitoes to bite you."

 

[Leongsam]

I've an IQ of about 62. Can someone explain to me in plainest English what the NEA is telling us?

With an IQ so low you aren't worth bothering about.

 

[Faidenk]

I still haven't fully understood some statements made by various ministars, government agencies in the past, statements such as:

1. Inflation is high but core inflation is low
2. No job discrimination in Sinkieland; it's all a misunderstanding
3. Public transport and HDB flats are not expensive; they're affordable
4. No flooding in Orchard Road; it's ponding
5. University of Mumbai is a reputable university

Today on page B1 of The Straits Times, the NEA is reported to have said:

The number of dengue cases has declined by about a third but the number of breeding spots for the Aedes mosquitoes that may potentially carry the dengue virus has increased by 80%.

My question is: on what do the 80% increase of Aedes mosquitoes feed on?

I've an IQ of about 62. Can someone explain to me in plainest English what the NEA is telling us?

You are not supposed to understand anything. You just have to believe and swallow whatever bovine fecal matters fed to you.

Be a good boy now, it's all for your own good.

 

[micromachine]

Heard of LLST?

 

[halsey02]

I still haven't fully understood some statements made by various ministars, government agencies in the past, statements such as:

1. Inflation is high but core inflation is low
2. No job discrimination in Sinkieland; it's all a misunderstanding
3. Public transport and HDB flats are not expensive; they're affordable
4. No flooding in Orchard Road; it's ponding
5. University of Mumbai is a reputable university

Today on page B1 of The Straits Times, the NEA is reported to have said:

The number of dengue cases has declined by about a third but the number of breeding spots for the Aedes mosquitoes that may potentially carry the dengue virus has increased by 80%.

My question is: on what do the 80% increase of Aedes mosquitoes feed on?

I've an IQ of about 62. Can someone explain to me in plainest English what the NEA is telling us?

They are saying that the number of mosquitoes carry Dengue had increased by 80%, but the number of people immune to the Dengue had increased by 1/3 but the 2/3 are still bitten by the 80% increased of the mosquitoes & had not shown any sign, the balance of the mosquitoes are dead or they are males or they are biting, "animals".

You need a IQ more than zero, to understand what on earth are they saying... which most of the time, their language they use, is like "watching monkeys swinging from vines", either you get confused or dizzy!

 

[JOKERCHEW]

They really said that?

I am stunned....

like vegetable.

 

[laksaboy]

NEA trying to insult the intelligence of Sinkies again. Not content with fibbing about the PSI, they're back to old tricks.

NON SEQUITUR
(also known as: derailment, “that does not follow”, irrelevant reason, invalid inference, non-support, argument by scenario [form of], false premise [form of], questionable premise [form of])

http://www.logicallyfallacious.com/index.php/logical-fallacies/137-non-sequitur

 

[Papsmearer]

Today on page B1 of The Straits Times, the NEA is reported to have said:

The number of dengue cases has declined by about a third but the number of breeding spots for the Aedes mosquitoes that may potentially carry the dengue virus has increased by 80%.

My question is: on what do the 80% increase of Aedes mosquitoes feed on?

I've an IQ of about 62. Can someone explain to me in plainest English what the NEA is telling us?

What they are saying is that the medical cost for treatment of dengue fever is so expensive in singapore due to the greedy hospitals that many people who have contracted dengue, stay at home and take their own antibiotics and rough it out. Therefore, because these dengue cases are not reported and therefore not tracked by the hospitals, stupid NEA thinks the cases are really declined when in fact they are there or even increase, but only underreported.

 

[zookeeper]

The number of dengue cases has declined by about a third but the number of breeding spots for the Aedes mosquitoes that may potentially carry the dengue virus has increased by 80%.

You may understand better if your boss says this to you:

Productivity has declined by about a third but the number of job interviews for FTs that may potentially take over your job has increased by 80%

 

[batman1]

U have no right on how to use your CPF money.

 

[virus]

Simply put. Your minister just pocketed another mil but has done nothing in the interest of the public simply because they r incompetent

 

[dr.wailing]

You may understand better if your boss says this to you: Productivity has declined by about a third but the number of job interviews for FTs that may potentially take over your job has increased by 80%

zookeeper:

Are you saying that the FTs are actually the Aedes mosquitoes? How did they manage to fly such long distances over land and sea to arrive in Sinkieland?