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Old New Delhi: Peasantpore's Mercantile Minion Hairdo Lim Kiang-kia said that Peasantpore's peasants and serf need to brace themselves for a challenging year ahead as external conditions remain difficult, thanks to Uncle Sam's wanton partisan politicking and rampant money printing.
Hairdo Lim was speaking to Peasantpore's various Mouthpieces pretending to be the 'media' on the sidelines of the ASEAN Basket Cases-Ah Neh Sex Summit in Old New Delhi.
The minion said Europe's paedophiles are unable to get the Greek boy-lovers to straighten their act. The entire eurozone is mired in depressing recession and fat loser Nihon's economy is not growing very rapidly. He added that while Bernanke's money printing postponed the inevitable for Uncle Sam, much depends on how that continental basket case resolves the fiscal cliff issue.
"Lan Lan LPPL, any methodist school boy can tell you the developed markets' growth is sub-par. The basket cases' markets, growth is still holding up but they are considered small patoto and cannot counteract the slowdown in the developed markets. Simply speaking, overall global growth also sub-par...simple right? Dunno why you idiots pay me millons to state the farking obvious. Sub-par not my problem because Ruler Loong peg my stipends to the top earners. Hence my stipends will not be sub-par, in contrast to the stupid peasants. Still do not understand, then lumpar lah," sneered Hairdo Lim.
Minion Hairdo Lim added that stupid peasants and serfs also has to make some internal domestic adjustments. This is translated as no wage hikes, more overtime, retrenchments. However these has no impact on lackeys or minions as they take home fat cat stipends as long they do not do a 'Palmer'.
Hairdo Lim however retorted that adjustments are not required in many of the protected sectors which are behind international benchmarks in terms of productivity or exceed global norms for stipends.
For example, the wholly inept bus services are expected to sink deeper into the red and more bailouts are expected. The Civil Serpents, in particular the Secretaries who cannot type are expected to strut like Fat Cats despite their light work loads but doing a Tan Yong Soon Frenchie Kitchen Help routine is frowned upon. Minions and super-scale lackeys' stipends are still pegged to top earners regardless of economic conditions and an easy time during predictable Procedural Erections.
When asked about the spate of strikes happening in police state Peasantpore, Hairdo Lim crowed that the regime's overall merchant-serf relations are extremely good because the rebels are foreigners who can be easily deported.
He said the incidents must be taken in perspective, cannot be summarised out of context that the regime's 'Favour the Foreigners' policy is kaput.
Hairdo Lim explained that other militant serfs are giving trouble elsewhere, citing examples of the Frenchie, PRCs who rioted and Nehs who simply drink and strike. There may be problems at the local merchants' level, but the foreign merchants are not facing any problems, hence Hairdo Lim reasoned from the 'macro perspective', serf relations in Peasantpore are still very good but is unable to explain why there are 3 back-to-back work stoppages in 2 months
Turning to the ASEAN-Ah Neh Free Sex Agreement, Hairdo Lim said both lackeys and minions have been working hard practising the Kama Sutra techniques on the Neh whores supplied by New Delhi. He hinted some horny despots actually had the gall to request a threesome with Siam's Yingluck.
Hairdo Lim claimed cooperation between Peasantpore and the Nehs has been very strong, with robust trading of sex manuals and techniques since the Comprehensive Sex Cooperation Agreement (CECA) was signed between the two regimes in 2005. In this agreement, Nehs supplies cheap labour to Ang Moh backoffice operations in Peasantpore. In return, the Peasantpore regime encourage foreign merchants to retrench their high cost local peasants, relocate to Peasantpore and pay rent to Ruler Loong.
Hairdo Lim also said that there are always areas to improve on and that a second review of the CECA is ongoing to see how Peasantpore can get better leverage from the Nehs since the Pinoys are clamouring for a piece of the backoffice creampie.
"In this second review, we want to Nehs to dismantle their licensing Raj regime hor. We Peasantpore follow international norms yet kenna red tape by the Neh License Raj when we export to them...not so fair right. Plus there are so many fake degrees and certificates used by the Nehs, so we have a problem there too if they make noise and say we nitpicking on their certs." he said.
Hairdo Lim added that Peasantpore and Ah-Neh-Dia have been discussing the strong growth in passenger traffic and want more access to Neh's airports for stateowned Sex In Air.
On Peasanpore's economy, Hairdo Lim said they can easily fuzz the figures to report a rosy 4th Quarter GDP growth to earn his KPI but acknowledges it will be harder to use the same trick in 2013. But Hairdo Lim says he can easily blame the recession on Ang Mohs and Nihons. He crows whether it is a recession or depression, he is a winner since his stipends are pegged to the top earners. Morever he has little need to use retail politics as west coast peasants are easily managed and suppressed.
During his visit to New Delhi, Hairdo Lim met Neh's civil aviation minion to discuss how Westminister Statecraft can be used for corruption rather than the dodgy tricks employed by the Nehs. He also met several of his ASEAN counterparts on the sidelines of the ASEAN-Neh Sex Fair and warned them discretely the Nehs will not entertain ASEAN despots who request a threesome with Siamese political ruler Yingluck.
Old New Delhi: Peasantpore's Mercantile Minion Hairdo Lim Kiang-kia said that Peasantpore's peasants and serf need to brace themselves for a challenging year ahead as external conditions remain difficult, thanks to Uncle Sam's wanton partisan politicking and rampant money printing.
Hairdo Lim was speaking to Peasantpore's various Mouthpieces pretending to be the 'media' on the sidelines of the ASEAN Basket Cases-Ah Neh Sex Summit in Old New Delhi.
The minion said Europe's paedophiles are unable to get the Greek boy-lovers to straighten their act. The entire eurozone is mired in depressing recession and fat loser Nihon's economy is not growing very rapidly. He added that while Bernanke's money printing postponed the inevitable for Uncle Sam, much depends on how that continental basket case resolves the fiscal cliff issue.
"Lan Lan LPPL, any methodist school boy can tell you the developed markets' growth is sub-par. The basket cases' markets, growth is still holding up but they are considered small patoto and cannot counteract the slowdown in the developed markets. Simply speaking, overall global growth also sub-par...simple right? Dunno why you idiots pay me millons to state the farking obvious. Sub-par not my problem because Ruler Loong peg my stipends to the top earners. Hence my stipends will not be sub-par, in contrast to the stupid peasants. Still do not understand, then lumpar lah," sneered Hairdo Lim.
Minion Hairdo Lim added that stupid peasants and serfs also has to make some internal domestic adjustments. This is translated as no wage hikes, more overtime, retrenchments. However these has no impact on lackeys or minions as they take home fat cat stipends as long they do not do a 'Palmer'.
Hairdo Lim however retorted that adjustments are not required in many of the protected sectors which are behind international benchmarks in terms of productivity or exceed global norms for stipends.
For example, the wholly inept bus services are expected to sink deeper into the red and more bailouts are expected. The Civil Serpents, in particular the Secretaries who cannot type are expected to strut like Fat Cats despite their light work loads but doing a Tan Yong Soon Frenchie Kitchen Help routine is frowned upon. Minions and super-scale lackeys' stipends are still pegged to top earners regardless of economic conditions and an easy time during predictable Procedural Erections.
When asked about the spate of strikes happening in police state Peasantpore, Hairdo Lim crowed that the regime's overall merchant-serf relations are extremely good because the rebels are foreigners who can be easily deported.
He said the incidents must be taken in perspective, cannot be summarised out of context that the regime's 'Favour the Foreigners' policy is kaput.
Hairdo Lim explained that other militant serfs are giving trouble elsewhere, citing examples of the Frenchie, PRCs who rioted and Nehs who simply drink and strike. There may be problems at the local merchants' level, but the foreign merchants are not facing any problems, hence Hairdo Lim reasoned from the 'macro perspective', serf relations in Peasantpore are still very good but is unable to explain why there are 3 back-to-back work stoppages in 2 months
Turning to the ASEAN-Ah Neh Free Sex Agreement, Hairdo Lim said both lackeys and minions have been working hard practising the Kama Sutra techniques on the Neh whores supplied by New Delhi. He hinted some horny despots actually had the gall to request a threesome with Siam's Yingluck.
Hairdo Lim claimed cooperation between Peasantpore and the Nehs has been very strong, with robust trading of sex manuals and techniques since the Comprehensive Sex Cooperation Agreement (CECA) was signed between the two regimes in 2005. In this agreement, Nehs supplies cheap labour to Ang Moh backoffice operations in Peasantpore. In return, the Peasantpore regime encourage foreign merchants to retrench their high cost local peasants, relocate to Peasantpore and pay rent to Ruler Loong.
Hairdo Lim also said that there are always areas to improve on and that a second review of the CECA is ongoing to see how Peasantpore can get better leverage from the Nehs since the Pinoys are clamouring for a piece of the backoffice creampie.
"In this second review, we want to Nehs to dismantle their licensing Raj regime hor. We Peasantpore follow international norms yet kenna red tape by the Neh License Raj when we export to them...not so fair right. Plus there are so many fake degrees and certificates used by the Nehs, so we have a problem there too if they make noise and say we nitpicking on their certs." he said.
Hairdo Lim added that Peasantpore and Ah-Neh-Dia have been discussing the strong growth in passenger traffic and want more access to Neh's airports for stateowned Sex In Air.
On Peasanpore's economy, Hairdo Lim said they can easily fuzz the figures to report a rosy 4th Quarter GDP growth to earn his KPI but acknowledges it will be harder to use the same trick in 2013. But Hairdo Lim says he can easily blame the recession on Ang Mohs and Nihons. He crows whether it is a recession or depression, he is a winner since his stipends are pegged to the top earners. Morever he has little need to use retail politics as west coast peasants are easily managed and suppressed.
During his visit to New Delhi, Hairdo Lim met Neh's civil aviation minion to discuss how Westminister Statecraft can be used for corruption rather than the dodgy tricks employed by the Nehs. He also met several of his ASEAN counterparts on the sidelines of the ASEAN-Neh Sex Fair and warned them discretely the Nehs will not entertain ASEAN despots who request a threesome with Siamese political ruler Yingluck.
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