Great Leader Kim Jung-il Orders North Korea Not To Lose To Brazil!

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After South Korea's 2-0 victory over Greece, the Great Leader of North Korea, Kim Jung-il, had made a late night call to the North Korean team with orders that they are not to lose to Brazil. The players now know that they would be better off to die on the pitch than to lose the match.

There is no doubt the North Korea vs Brazil match will end in a draw.

 

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The news in the North Korean camp is anyone who screws up in this match faces 20 years of hard labour in the steppes.