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Good English Lesson From A Angry Customer To The Proton Sales Team.

Talking Donkey

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I can buy a BM for my wife to use now..correct dear.

this bugger in this video look very familar to me he is a eurasian with chinese blood.
back then when i was based in msia it was indeed very frustrating to communicate with the
locals in english espescially their civil servants..i use to have about 30 mats and indians working under me
and everytime when i'm about to leave for spore or elsewhere i'm always worry that they may cock up the job assign
always the same reply i get from them..it goes like this..
ok tuan..ok boss..jangan takut boss...

we should appreciate our singlish exterminator donkey for helping,correcting and improving our english
so that one day you don't have to face a angry customer telling you..
if you can't speak proper english..resign.

[video=youtube;_25Kdf3Nujo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_25Kdf3Nujo&feature=player_embedded[/video]
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Use "an" instead of "a" when the next word starts with a, e, i, o or u, unless the word's first syllable is pronounced "u".
Two examples would be "a united stand" or "an ironical situation".
 
Use "an" instead of "a" when the next word starts with a, e, i, o or u, unless the word's first syllable is pronounced "u".
Two examples would be "a united stand" or "an ironical situation".

haha i notice it too late thanks.
 
There is a good reason why everyone is silent. They could not understand a word the guy said.
 
I was waiting for the guy to start throwing chairs and smashing keyboards like the other uncle in Kuching
 
There is a good reason why everyone is silent. They could not understand a word the guy said.

Now that's a good one! That's the problem with Malaysian sales people, no follow up & everything is none of their business!
 
jw5 said:
Use "an" instead of "a" when the next word starts with a, e, i, o or u, unless the word's first syllable is pronounced "u".
Two examples would be "a united stand" or "an ironical situation".

Not only "u". Anything that sounds like a "a", "e", "i", "o", "u", we should use "a".
 
An apple, a ape?
jw5 said:
...when the next word starts with a, e, i, o or u, unless the word's first syllable is pronounced "u".
Try this definition for vowels (vs consonants). Hot air?

A;E;I;O;U; & Y are the English vowels, although Y can also behave as a consonant when it is at the beginning of a word.
A vowel is a sound where air coming from the lungs is not blocked by the mouth or throat.
All normal English words contain at least one vowel
.


http://www.usingenglish.com/glossary/vowel.html
 
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Sounded like a fucking Indian. And I am not being derogatory here. See? wasnt that him, fucking away?

Maybe I shoulda said, fucking Indian fucking.
 
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