GD Goes Down Under to Interview LKY

[GoldenDragon]

The Chua sisters tried to go down under. Applications rejected. With Tuayapeh's help, GD managed to go down under to interview LKY

GD: Good afternoon, Mr Lee. Hope you are doing alright here

LKY: Call me Harry, bro

GD: Sure why not? I must leave in 3 hours time as ................

LKY: Let's not waste time. Shoot ............

GD: Anything to say to S'poreans since you left?

LKY: Yes. First, thank you for showing up during my State funeral. I was deeply touched having witnesses the people queuing up to pay their last respect to me. On the day of my funeral, so many queued up in the rain. Should have treated you all better when I was alive. Too late now, too late now

GD: You take on the GE?

LKY: PAP's waterloo! Loong will mess it all up. He has an idiot in Chee Hean as DPM. People eat or luak he also buay song. WTF! People cry over Liu he say crocodile tears as if he is an expert. To me, only Swee Say and Boon Heng are experts in crocodile tears

to be continued ..................................

 

[steffychun]

Did you show him your former police ID?

 

[Ambulance]

halo boh sio gim leng gim zua ah

 

[GoldenDragon]

Did you show him your former police ID?

No, I did not as it wasn't necessary. He checked my background with Goh Yong Hong after he was told of my intention.

 

[GoldenDragon]

halo boh sio gim leng gim zua ah

Sio see pay chuay liao.

 

[Ambulance]

Sio see pay chuay liao.

halo deh zong ong puay lee nang lah

 

[GoldenDragon]

GD: Your comments on the opposition, Mr Lee

LKY: Quite strong, especially the WP. I like that girl. What is her name? Harvard grad ....

GD: Ting Rhu?

LKY: Yes, yes, that is the one. If she was born much earlier, she will be a good match for Loong. I am sure their kids would be yien tau and jude

GD: Are you surprise WP manages to attract these high calibre candidates?

LKY: Not at all. When Show Mao came into the picture 4 years ago, I told Cabinet to expect more of CSM's calibre to join the opposition

GD: You are referring to Leon?

LKY: Yes, indeed. This chap has the brains. He will be the CSM in 2015

GD: Not only Leon and that sweet lady, they managed to attract 2-3 lawyers and a sociology professor

LKY: Agree. Good chaps. On the other hand, PAP always get lemons. We had Fuck Me Hard and Rin Tin Tin 4 years ago. Big mistake I told Loong. The new candidates this time just so-so. No one that outstanding

GD: Any change in strategy? I see a long hair chap

LKY: Ah, Josephus the lawyer. In my time, I would have detained him for his hair!

GD: Isn't that too draconian?

LKY: Nope. Long hair for what? To look feminine?

GD: Having heard from you for the past few minutes, you don't sound optimistic at all

LKY: Let me take my break. I am an old man now


to be continued .........................

 

[Ambulance]

oi 地獄不空誓不成佛 ah lau wu liak kommunist deh zong ong kee jee yew zha gway boh

 

[GoldenDragon]

oi 地獄不空誓不成佛 ah lau wu liak kommunist deh zong ong kee jee yew zha gway boh

Bri pe por pe por, can england write? I am an ah neh.

 

[Geminipegasus]

Bri pe por pe por, can england write? I am an ah neh.

Really, very surprised. Maybe when you change your nick to GoldenElephant it will be believable.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Really, very surprised. Maybe when you change your nick to GoldenElephant it will be believable.

Advice noted. Thank you.

 

[escher]

For the legions of ghouls and demons to feel shiok and energise them in raping and screwing and tiewing and kanning LKY with chain saws and pickaxes and knuckledusters and hatchets and not allow him time off to eat joss sticks and candle wax.





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