Funniest news of the day! Gan urges struggling firms not to lose sight of future, with Singapore ‘so close to reaching end of tunnel’

[Johnrambo]

SINGAPORE — Businesses, including those in hard-hit sectors such as food-and-beverage (F&B) and retail, “should not lose sight of the future” when Covid-19 is expected to become endemic and demand will return, Trade and Industry Minister Gan Kim Yong said on Monday (July 26).

This is even as Singapore deals with the short-term impact of Covid-19 during the present heightened alert phase to curb a spike in coronavirus infections, he said in a ministerial statement to Parliament on the Government’s response to the pandemic.

“We are so close to reaching the end of the tunnel. We will soon achieve a high vaccination coverage, which will allow us to move decisively to a Covid-resilient state.

“I want to appeal to everyone to not lose heart and work together to press on in our journey.”

Read more at https://www.todayonline.com/singapo...gapore-so-close-reaching-end-tunnel#mdcrecs_s

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

 

[face the facts]

nowadays most people will slightly higher IQ dont bother reading the spore media

 

[Balls2U]

He's talking cock!

 

[Balls2U]

 

[Cottonmouth]

Gan Kim Yong this useless fat pig motherfucker is in denial, fuck his mother's cheebye if she's still around.

 

[eatshitndie]

the worst in any coital sexperience is the orgasm that never cum.

 

[A Singaporean]

Banana Gan being paid millions covid or no covid can kong lanjiao.

 

[bobby]

"urge" = no need money
"stay open" = need money

 

[mojito]

Cum on soldier u can do it. Only a bit further. Open your legs. Push forward. Run.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

They are very lucky that there is no election right now to punish their incompetent asses.

 

[laksaboy]

He's talking cock!

'Light at the end of a tunnel' seems to be an artistic metaphor used to describe a vagina?

So not talking cock... but talking something else.

 

[tanwahtiu]

Since when are we inside a tunnel?

 

[Orgasm]

the worst in any coital sexperience is the orgasm that never cum.

You called for me?

 

[eatshitndie]

You called for me?

thanks for cumming.

 

[Orgasm]

thanks for cumming.

no worries, I'm almost out of the tunnel liao, oops I meant out of the woods, You wait for me okay?

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Light at the tunnel could mean u are nearing the end

 

[birdie69]

Light at the tunnel could mean u are nearing the end

Which ends of the tunnel? Or a beginning of another tunnel?

 

[Loofydralb]

Apparently a few big companies are deciding to pull out from Sg. They feel cheated by the hype that Sg has the best governance but was disappointed that an island so tiny with a population of 5 million cannot get Covid under control and impacted their business.

Hey GKY. You guys are failures.

 

[laksaboy]

Apparently a few big companies are deciding to pull out from Sg. They feel cheated by the hype that Sg has the best governance but was disappointed that an island so tiny with a population of 5 million cannot get Covid under control and impacted their business.

Hey GKY. You guys are failures.

Pull out from the tunnel... so the sex, the good times, are over?