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Free sex if you fill full tank

A Singaporean

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A Sindhi petrol pump owner in Karachi was trying to increase his sales. So, He put up a sign that read, *'Free Sex with Fill-Up'*

Soon Abdul pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his _free Sex._

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free Sex.

Abdul guessed 8, and the proprietor said, _'You were close, the number was 7. Sorry, no Sex this time.'_

A week later, Abdul, along with his friend, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free Sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Abdul guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, _'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free Sex this time.'_

As they were driving away, the friend said to Abdul, _'I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free Sex.'_

Abdul replied, *_'No, it is genuine. It's not rigged at all. My WIFE WON twice last week'_*
 
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