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[buzzlightyear]

Well, since it is abundantly obvious that all posters in this forum are uneducated scums and are not fluent in English, I would like to join in Mr Leongsam's effort to teach you guys English.

I am really sick and tired of having to read your insults three times over just to understand what you are trying to insult because your English is so poor! Jesus, the illiteracy is so bad it hurts my brains AND my eyes.

Please, let me help you with your insult, take my hand! Lesson one, repeat after your teacher!

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[Keiji Maeda]

Now that everyone knows that I am a pea brain juvenile delinquent school drop out, let's examine if my life have changed for the better. When i wake up tomorrow morning, i will still have the following traits:

Ball-less in real life
Behaves like chow ah beng
Continue to be sexually abused by old men
Speaks disgusting Singlish
Lives in pigeonhole HDB with another 20 banglas
Internet is my boasting/ranting space
Takes MRT, buses, like No Porn Lui all in the name of wayang
Wears T-shirt, bermuda, and flip flop in posh places
Can't spell correctly

In short, my life's still FUCKED UP AS HELL

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[Keiji Maeda]

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Dum Dam Da Dum...
That's the way you got to go
So put your hands in the air when I say so

As the rhythm goes tom, tom, tom, ta, tom, tim
I got to go, I got to step, I got to swing
So come along, come along we got it going on
No we never stop,
we never stop until the break of dawn
And by the way I got to say
I never do a job unless I know
I'm gonna get paid
That's why I stick to the cash flow
So when I got to go I always go with a hooo!!!
So coem and get some,
come and come and get some
But don't try to bite
because you know that I got a gun
So don't you ever try to fool me
'Cause if you try to fool me
get away is not that easy
But anyway I got to step on it
Got to, got to, go, got to, get, got to go for it
Like a bird in a tree fly easy
Catch the rhythm is the cause of the Melodie

*Repeat

Now bring that beat back, bring that beat back
The tom, tidi, tidi, tom Sidelake Drum pack
Left, right, left, right stereo
So come on everybody get ready
'cause here we go
Straight into yes, the Melodie
Come, come and get some,
come, come follow me
Step by step by, move by move
And then you just dance to the groove
Like 1, 2, 3, yes in the palace to be
Ready for action, down with the SLP
And new school leader of a dope crowd
Stand tall and proud
And if you like it, scream loud
Yaeeee!!! That' sthe way it comes
Me on the microphone,
Statikk on the funky drums
With my cause and my question
Try to catch the rhythm so give me a suggestion

*Repeat

Feel the groove and let the rhythm flow
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[Keiji Maeda]

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Masterboy - Feel The Heat Of The Night
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Feel the heat of the night
Everything's allright
Feel the power of my heart
Gimme all your love
All you need is feel right now (x3)
All you need is feel my love

Jumpin', jumpin' up and down
From the top, right to the ground
Free your soul and free your mind
Now set you free, right on time
It's weekend and it's party time
Feel the heat and free your mind
Put your hands up in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
Feel the rhythm, stay real tight
Feel the heat, feel the night
Let the groove control your move
Shake your bud and make me hot
Party people, party dance
Shake your body and wave your hands
You know how to do it right
Feel the heat of the night

Pumpin', stompin', people jumpin'
People dancin' everywhere
The DJ's playing music loud
So wave your hands up in the air
Move your body and shake your bud
The rhythm of the music's so hot
I see you do your turnaround
On the dancefloor up and down
Party, party, people party
Party, people, party dance
Come on people, move your body
Shake your body and wave your hands
Sweat is droppin' down all over my face
I feel your sex right in this place
You gotta get this rhythm right
And feel the heat of the night
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[Kanetsugu Naoe]

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Mi amor sera contigo
Me olvidaras, me olvidaras
llorare igual que un nino
Porque te vas? Porque te vas?

Hoy en mi ventana, recha el sol
Y el corazon se pone triste
contemplando la ciudad
Porque te vas?
Como cada noche desperte
Pensando en ti
En mi velor todas las horas fui pasar
Porque te vas?

Chorus:
Mi amor sera contigo
Me olvidaras, me olvidaras
llorare igual que un nino
Porque te vas? Porque te vas?

Bajo una felumbra de un farron
se queda mirar todas las cosas
Que que quedaron por decir
Se torberan
Junto a las manillas de un relo
Esperaran todas las horas que quedaron por vivir
Esperaran

(Chorus)

Hey senorita, venga aqui
Make a move, and get down with me
A la fiesta, you caught my eye
I really hate to say goodbye
If only I could stay with you
Today I'm happy, tomorrow blue
Sexy chica, it's not like far
Yo te quiero mi amor
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[Keiji Maeda]

"things that will traumatize buzz hehehe"

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[Keiji Maeda]

"things that will traumatize buzz hehehe"

 

[Kanetsugu Naoe]

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I like to drive my car
At night club to the speed of light
I like to party with my friends
I like to dance all night
I like to kiss a girl
I like to travel around the world
Fly to the moon and back
Will reach you baby I like that

I like it like this, I like it like that
I like to like it and I won't look back (2X)

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[buzzlightyear]

Now that you have learnt to Moo like a cow, you are much closer to speaking English! Lesson two, improve your accent by learning from this Teacher!!

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[Kanetsugu Naoe]

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Chorus:

Show me colours of your life
beautiful and nice
Show me colours of your life
heat or cold as ice
Show me colours of your life
beautiful and nice
Show me colours of your life
the heat or cold as ice
colours of me and the colours of you
are the colours we see - oh yeah yeah yeah
colours of me and colours of you
are the colours we see - oh yeah yeah yeah

I'm going out on a saturday night
just got paid and I feel allright
I drive my car down the street
turn on the music and I feel the beat
I see this girl standing there
I step on the brake like I just don't care
come on baby, let me take you out
show me colours that the world's about
like a vision of love with you
it's a vision forever new
like a vision of love we see
it's a vision of you and me
Repeat chorus
I took your hand walked in the place
your sexy eyes and your pretty face
the laser beam and the vary-light
bring different colours to the night
I'm checking you out all I see is you
I believe I fall in love so true
all I want is to hold you tight
show me colours of the night
like a vision of love wit you
it's a vision forever new
like a vision of love we see
it's a vision of you and me

Repeat chorus

Ladadi ladada di dam
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[Kanetsugu Naoe]

"This is Buzz for you"


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[Kanetsugu Naoe]

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Boys and girls the new generation
Call it generation of love
Boys and girls the new generation
Call it generation of love
Give me all your loving, give me all your loving
Give me all your loving, make it true
Give me all your loving, give me all your loving
Give me all your loving, me to you

Boys and girls jump up and down
Move your body round and round
Pump the bass up in this place
Put a smile back in your face
Take control, don't waste time
The heat is on you're feeling fine
Feel the power from above
Call it generation of love

Here I go, here I go, kiss me Baby let it flow
You know how to make it right
Light my fire, hold me tight
People of the night keep grooving
Got to get it right you're moving
Feel the power from above
Call it generation of love

Everybody's feeling happy, everybody everywhere
Everybody's feeling happy, everybody everywhere
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[Keiji Maeda]

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[Keiji Maeda]

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Who ha who ha
Nanananananana.....Nanananana...
have you ever been in love?
he's my best friend, best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too? It tickles in my tummy
he's so yummy yummy, hey, you should get a best friend too.

who ha who ha
hello baby, can i see a smile?
i'm going to a party and it's gonna be wild, (ok)
Can i come i am sitting alone?
NO, friends are never alone, (that's right)
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me I could also girl,
lately everyone is making fun
Nananananana....
he's my best friend best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend to,
it tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy,
hey, you should get a best friend too. (a best friend)
who ha who ha
(ah, hahahaha)
who ha who ha ( nananananana...)
who ha who ha
Hola baby, let's go to the beach
yea, girls in binki are waiting for me
but i was hoping for a summer romance
so why can't you take a chance? (ok)
maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me i could also be your girl,
lately everyone is making fun
Nananananana.....
he's my best friend, best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too?
it tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy,
hey you should get a best friend too. (a best friend)
Who ha, who ha,who ha who ha( who ha, nanananana..)
maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse(yea) me i could also be your girl,
lately everyone is making fun....
let's get this party on, hit me with lazer gun
eww woah woah ( c'mom boys)
who ha who ha who ha
eww woah woah
you should get a best friend too,
he's my friend best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too?
it tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy,
hey you should get a best friend too ( a best friend).
who ha who ha
who ha who ha ( he's sooooo sweet, nananananana...)
Ahhh...choo
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[Keiji Maeda]

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Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...

Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
Deep in the jungle,
in The Land Of Adventure, lives Tarzan

Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
I am Tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend
Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle-man
The tree-top swinger from jungle-land
Come, baby come
I will take you for a swing
Let's go, honey, I'm tinkeling

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
He's really cute, and his hair is long
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle-song:

Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
I am Tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend
Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

When you touch me, I feel funny
I feel it too, when you're touching me
Come to my tree-house to my party
Yes, I'll go if you carry me

Tarzan is handsome, full of surprise.
He's really cute, and his hair is nice
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the Jungle-song:

Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
I am Tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend
Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

Go Cheetah, get banana
Hey monkey, get funky
(Swing along Tarzan)
Go Cheetah, get banana
Hey monkey, get funky

When I am dancing, I feel funky
Why do you keep ignoring me?
Tarzan is here, come, kiss me, baby
Oochie coochie kiss me tenderly

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong (me Tarzan)
He's really cute, and his hair is long (long hair!)
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle-song:

Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
I am Tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend
Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
Go Cheetah, get banana
Hey monkey, get funky
Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yay!...
I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

And so they got funky,
but will Tarzan have Jane?
Stay tuned...
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[Keiji Maeda]

spoken like a true PAP doggy

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[Kanetsugu Naoe]

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"things that will traumatise buzz hehehe"
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[Kanetsugu Naoe]

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"things that will traumatise buzz hehehe"
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[ThugSin]

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[drifter]

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