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In case you missed the words that we usually assumed:

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his cock
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their prick
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a whore
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her ass
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to fcuk
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling shit
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable cock
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her c**t
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her tits
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his dick
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her crotch
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*ck yourself!
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Question : It is nightime , you are walking home. The chick walking in front of you suddenly faints.

You go to her and the first thing you do is feel her PU_S_.

Please fill in the blanks and see what type of guy you are :)
 
Question : It is nightime , you are walking home. The chick walking in front of you suddenly faints.

You go to her and the first thing you do is feel her PU_S_.

Please fill in the blanks and see what type of guy you are :)

Haha...my first impulse is to say Pussy but caution myself to look for another word which is Pulse.
 
Question : It is nightime , you are walking home. The chick walking in front of you suddenly faints.

You go to her and the first thing you do is feel her PU_S_.

Please fill in the blanks and see what type of guy you are :)

And both of you happen to be doctors? 99% of public passing by dont know what the hell the pulse tell LOL

Haha...my first impulse is to say Pussy but caution myself to look for another word which is Pulse.
 
And both of you happen to be doctors? 99% of public passing by dont know what the hell the pulse tell LOL

Not necessary to be a doctor to feel for signs of life. Of course I would not as I rather put my head to her chest to hear her breathing and heartbeat. Also more shiok.:D
 
Question : It is nightime , you are walking home. The chick walking in front of you suddenly faints.

You go to her and the first thing you do is feel her PU_S_.

Please fill in the blanks and see what type of guy you are :)


I am very materialistic. I would take her PURSE
 
Not necessary to be a doctor to feel for signs of life. Of course I would not as I rather put my head to her chest to hear her breathing and heartbeat. Also more shiok.:D


By the time you did all that she would have died. An immediate mouth-to-mouth is needed to get oxygen into her lungs.
 
But riddle began with PU_S_ orready.



I think TFBH got the better answer LOL

The sentence "You go to her and the first thing you do is feel her PU_S_." So TFBH should say feel her purse which sounds odd.
 
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haha for those who said PULSE .....you have the doctor in you but soooooo booorrrrrring la.:o

those who said PURSE ..... you guys are doing well in the bank right? or is it the ah long business.:rolleyes:

for the other answer ...... well done !!!! join boss Sam and go to the head of the class .:p
 
If this is not a word riddle, I say get your hands all over her body. If someone else pass by, say you looking for her handphone to call 995 LOL
 
i agree with you bro ...esp if the girl looks like this 46.jpg. Steam ah !!!!!

If this is not a word riddle, I say get your hands all over her body. If someone else pass by, say you looking for her handphone to call 995 LOL
 
If the gal look like that then pretend never see walk on fast LOL

Just joking. Human heart is human heart. Will at least call 995 for her with my own handphone :)
 
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good on you bro...you got a kind heart. If it were Boss, he would take her h/phone and then call her a twit then mebbe give her some

ADVICE on how to stay healthy and walk off.:p


If the gal look like that then pretend never see walk on fast LOL

Just joking. Human heart is human heart. Will at least call 995 for her with my own handphone :)
 
good on you bro...you got a kind heart. If it were Boss, he would take her h/phone and then call her a twit then mebbe give her some

ADVICE on how to stay healthy and walk off.:p

I think Leongsam will take her purse and handphone and start making IDD calls for fun LOL
 
The sentence "You go to her and the first thing you do is feel her PU_S_." So TFBH should say feel her purse which sounds odd.

Feel her purse see whether inside got money anot mah ;) .. So it's not odd ;)
 
Feel her purse see whether inside got money anot mah ;) .. So it's not odd ;)

Aiyoh you guys...."shakes head." Speculation, speculation....I know 100% guarantee a woman has a pussy. What makes you think she is carrying a bag? Maybe she is carrying a vibrator or a pussycat?:D
 
Aiyoh you guys...."shakes head." Speculation, speculation....I know 100% guarantee a woman has a pussy. What makes you think she is carrying a bag? Maybe she is carrying a vibrator or a pussycat?:D

Aiyo bro , Of couse if she is a woman 100% got pussy but what's make u think she is a woman too ? She might be ah gua ;)
 
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Aiyo bro , Of couse if she is a woman 100% got pussy but what's make u think she is a woman too ? She might be ah gua ;)

Aha...then I say Pulse I win. Ah Gua sure have pulse right? Purse cannot, Pussy cannot. Where is my prize?:D
 
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