For Some People Masturbation Is Better Than Intercourse

[Narong Wongwan]

*You don't have to look your best.
* You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc.
* If you use your other hand it feels like someone else.
* You can use both hands and have and orgy.
* You don't have to promise to call in the morning.
* As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.
* You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.
* You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.
* You don't need to make an appointment in advance.
* It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.
* It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.

 

[jw5]

18. Can use any photograph, to masturbate, including HJ & LWL, and no one will ever know.

Those 2 more suitable as emetic, no?

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

That is really too much information. :o

LOL! Too much info?

 

[Windsor]

number 16, already covered aboved with AUNTY RED

A thousand apologies, I did not understand the term aunty red, perhaps under red is more meaningful to me.:o

 

[Windsor]

I sometimes talk to myself when I DIY. It's the whole simulation thing.

Haha...hope you did not try singing, otherwise when you orgas you hit the high note.

 

[Windsor]

surely it is not true.

Agree.

Masturbation is for teenagers and not full grown adults and it lowers your self-esteem. There is a saying that goes like ..... masturbation is poor man's sex ... binya ...

ya, man! ...

imagining eating abalone is no substitute 4 actual eating abalone! ...

Alamak you guys are so serious. The caption says "For Some People," not "All People," or "Many People."

 

[Windsor]

Already lost count now. So where were we, number 21?

22. No one to shout "Rape!" in the event the partner decided to screw you up

23. No chance your partner's current partner will walk in and see you both in a compromising position and get killed or chop

24. Have boasting rights (if your dare tell), you did it in an aeroplane toilet, thus claimed to qualify in the "Wanker's Mile High Club."

25. Can test your shooting prowess whether you can accurately hit the ceiling light or a achieve a record distance of 3 metres

 

[GoldenDragon]

Masturbate with one hand while the other hand hold on to 3 $50 notes. When act is over, hey, you just made $150! Do it twice a day and you get paid $300? Can be self-employed bizman when need to fill forms asking for your occupation.

 

[halsey02]

Haha...hope you did not try singing, otherwise when you orgas you hit the high note.

Have you ever watch the movies, "Young Frankenstein"?, Madeline Khan Character in the movie, sang the opera & hit the high notes, when she orgas while doing it with Frankenstein.

Be quiet, the neighbours will complain to the Mediation Centre, like the Ah Tiong's complained about the Ah Meh's curry!

 

[Equalisation]

Alamak you guys are so serious. The caption says "For Some People," not "All People," or "Many People."

Agree, for some people that looks like a goat-head, they masturbate 10 times daily ..... fantasising itu fat-nurse.

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

How they know is 42 times?


Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night

» by Jason Weintraub September 4, 2011, 8:50am

A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about her son's addiction and although she planned on him to get special help, her decision came too late.

At midnight, the young man began to masturbate and because of his addiction could not stop, continuing to do it 42 individual times.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy's problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam so they could observe him.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.


http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/

 

[halsey02]

How they know is 42 times?


Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night

» by Jason Weintraub September 4, 2011, 8:50am

A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about her son's addiction and although she planned on him to get special help, her decision came too late.

At midnight, the young man began to masturbate and because of his addiction could not stop, continuing to do it 42 individual times.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy's problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam so they could observe him.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.


http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/

The mom should have consulted SBF, we could recommend the boy, a couple of photos that will guarantee to cure his addiction. If he still do it 42 times, he really needs medical help.

 

[jw5]

Masturbate with one hand while the other hand hold on to 3 $50 notes. When act is over, hey, you just made $150! Do it twice a day and you get paid $300? Can be self-employed bizman when need to fill forms asking for your occupation.

Just remember not to use the $50 notes as tissue paper afterwards.

 

[jw5]

How they know is 42 times?

He used 42 condoms?

 

[GoldenDragon]

Just remember not to use the $50 notes as tissue paper afterwards.

Wet tissues best. I hardly use dry ones. Thanks for your advice though.

Before 81 started, I did my biz in my car. The wet tissues were most useful to clean up before and after the act. Grateful thanks to the person who came up with this idea.

 

[halsey02]

Wet tissues best. I hardly use dry ones. Thanks for your advice though.

Before 81 started, I did my biz in my car. The wet tissues were most useful to clean up before and after the act. Grateful thanks to the person who came up with this idea.

You had the car suspension checked regularly?

 

[scbccb]

No woman no cry!

[video=youtube;jGqrvn3q1oo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGqrvn3q1oo[/video]

[video=youtube;ghvnjjU0VeQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghvnjjU0VeQ[/video]

 

[GoldenDragon]

You had the car suspension checked regularly?

Never had problem with cars' suspension. Either car suspension was good or I wasn't that terrific in it.
Some cars you have problem saboke before pumping. Some just made with that in mind! It has been a long time since the last time.

 

[halsey02]

Never had problem with cars' suspension. Either car suspension was good or I wasn't that terrific in it.
Some cars you have problem saboke before pumping. Some just made with that in mind! It has been a long time since the last time.

This was years back, at Old Upper Thomson Rd., after the famous bend ( old grand prix), some wise guy was doing his 'humping' in a car parked by the roadside, the car was shaking & nearly caused two 8 wheels, earth carrying lorries to collide into each other. Were you at it?, at around, 1pm...lunch BREAK!

 

[Cranial Blowout]

If it doesn't make sense, it usually ain't true.

How they know is 42 times?


Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night

» by Jason Weintraub September 4, 2011, 8:50am

A 16-year-old boy in Brazil was pronounced dead after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about her son's addiction and although she planned on him to get special help, her decision came too late.

At midnight, the young man began to masturbate and because of his addiction could not stop, continuing to do it 42 individual times.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy's problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam so they could observe him.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.


http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/