Followers beat Pastor into coma after condom fall out of his bible

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http://www.thecontroversialfiles.net/2013/08/pastor-preaching-abstinence-while.html
 
Reverend was on the way to a Children party too, & forgot to buy balloons, so he took along the confiscated CONDOMS from his last trip....
 
Reverend was on the way to a Children party too, & forgot to buy balloons, so he took along the confiscated CONDOMS from his last trip....

He should have explained..unfortunately and apparently, he used the wrong words...Safe SEX, safe SEX... and his tongue twisters could not save him in time...:D

No wonder, so many said safe SEX is not so safe after all...:D
 
He should have explained..unfortunately and apparently, he used the wrong words...Safe SEX, safe SEX... and his tongue twisters could not save him in time...:D

No wonder, so many said safe SEX is not so safe after all...:D

He was chiding them & making them uncomfortable & convicting them of their sins....then the CONDOMS fell out!! ... the sex was ok...certainly oit wasn't SAFE...:D what a dumb fella...should have checked for CONDOMS first...
 
He was chiding them & making them uncomfortable & convicting them of their sins....then the CONDOMS fell out!! ... the sex was ok...certainly oit wasn't SAFE...:D what a dumb fella...should have checked for CONDOMS first...

He may not be dumb...his condoms must be in preparation for a riotus party with all the luscious african lasses who fell and fainted under his swoon...you know, kind of difficult to practice safe SEX in the african bushes with so many hyenas, vultures, bobcats & what have yous waiting and eyeing to chomp on his raw kukubird...:D
 
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