Finally, Some Good News For All Unemployed S'poreans.

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Smart Investing

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Citigroup stock one year ago, it would now be worth $20.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of TIGER (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.